Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Blackwood, Algernon, 1869-1951
Two Germans lived in the adjoining attic. Through the thin wooden
partition I heard their talk, their breathing, their slightest
movement. They rarely came to bed before midnight; they talked the
whole night through. Informing them in a loud voice that I understood
their language made no difference; they neither stopped nor answered.
Yet, oddly enough, I never once saw them; never met them on the stairs,
nor in the hall, nor at the front door. They remained invisible, if not
inaudible. But I formed vivid pictures of them, and knew from their
conversation that they were not better than they need be. An old man
and a young one, I gathered. An unpleasant house altogether, the low
rent more easily explained than I at first guessed. Long afterwards
I had my revenge upon those unsavoury Germans--by writing an awful
story about them, “A Case of Eavesdropping,” though by the time it was
published they were probably either dead or in gaol. A sinister couple,
these invisible Teutons!
My one main object was to avoid the _Evening Sun_: any work was better,
I felt, than a return to that hated sensational reporting. A place was
always open to me under McCloy, but my detestation of the police court,
and of the criminal atmosphere generally, was so strong that I would
rather have taken a street-cleaning job under Tammany than go back to
it. I therefore began by trying free-lance work, gathering news items
and selling them for a dollar or two apiece to various papers, writing
snippets of description, inventing incidents, and earning perhaps ten
dollars a week on the average. It was hard going, but pawning and
free lunches in the saloons made it possible to live. I knew all the
tricks by now; I used them. The blanket off my bed occasionally spent
a week-end with a new “Ikey,” though getting it out of the house and
back again was no easy matter, while the smell of the moth-balls I
always expected must betray me. It was a poor blanket, too, worth only
50 cents from Ikey’s point of view, and certainly not worth the foolish
risk involved. For, literally--though this never once occurred to me
at the time--it was stealing, and the fact that I told Ikey where it
came from, hoping to extract thereby an extra half-dollar from him,
could not have exonerated me if the landlady had met me on the stairs.
Personally, I think the quantity of food I devoured at the free lunch
counters in exchange for a five-cent glass of lager was a more flagrant
case of theft. Only it was a recognized theft. The temporary absence of
the blanket, anyhow, since I made my own bed, was never discovered, and
my heart remained innocent of conscious burglary.
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