Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Blackwood, Algernon, 1869-1951
“Thank you. Yes, I was wrong there. The fact is, I have so many
articles to write that I compose two at a time in my mind, and they
get muddled up. An editor should always be accurate, and Methodist
readers are cranky and hard to please.” He was a Methodist parson
himself, which did not prevent him saying exactly what he thought. He
lunched off dates and bananas, which he kept in a bag beside his desk,
and that same desk was in such disorder that he never could find what
he wanted, and I was not surprised to learn that, before I came, the
printers got the wrong papers, and that many of the children’s pictures
got descriptions underneath that did not belong to them--for instance,
a boy blowing a bubble was published over a few lines describing the
habits of snakes, “as seen in our illustration,” and so forth.
I got on so well with the little Methodist that he wanted to come to
the evening French classes I was giving at fifty cents a lesson to some
of the clerks in the insurance office, and to bring his daughter with
him. He said a little more knowledge of French would be very good
for him when he took his conducted tours of Canadian Methodists to
Switzerland; but I did not rise to this, and persuaded him to wait till
I could get a more select class to meet, perhaps, at his own house,
where a girl could more suitably attend. For, to tell the truth, some
of my pupils had a habit of coming slightly drunk--or, as they called
it, “with a jag on.” He, however, would not wait, so I lost two good
pupils!... Dr. Withrow, patient little man of kindly disposition! His
faded black frock-coat, his spectacles high on his puckered forehead,
his carpet slippers, his tobacco-stained white beard, his sincere
beliefs and his striped trousers of a pattern I have always since
labelled mentally as “Methodist trousers”--it is a gentle little memory
tucked away among unkinder ones, and I still hear him giving me my
first and only lesson how to write. His paraphrase of “fatal facility”
stays with me: “Fluency means dullness, unless the mind is packed with
thought.” It stays with me because the conversation led to my asking if
I might write an article for the monthly on the subject of Buddhism.
Behind it lay an ever keener desire to write something on Hegel, whose
philosophy I felt certain was based on some personal experience of
genuine mystical kind.
“From what point of view?” he asked, his forehead puckering with
amazement.
“That of belief,” I said, my mind bursting with an eager desire to
impart information, if not also to convert.
He passed his hand across his forehead, knocking the spectacles
off. Then, catching them with a fumbling motion which betrayed his
perturbation, he inquired: “But, of course, Mr. Blackwood, not your
_own_?”
The voice, the eyes, the whole attitude of the body made me realize he
was prepared to be shocked, if not already shocked.
“Yes,” I replied truthfully, “my own. I’ve been a Buddhist for a long
time.”
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