London (England) -- Fiction; Working class -- Fiction
“Hark!” said Erb authoritatively. “The terms of this have all been very
carefully considered, and once you begin to interfere with them, you’ll
mar the unity of the whole thing. Payne, got your pen?”
Payne seemed to feel that he was adjusting his quarrel with domestic
events by dipping his penholder into an inkstand and signing his name
fiercely. Erb followed, and the other men contributed to the irregular
circle of names. The elderly carman hesitated, but one of his colleagues
remarked that one might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb, and the
elderly carman appeared to derive great encouragement from this, signing
his name carefully and legibly, and looking at it when done with
something like affection.
“I sha’n’t ask you to get away with your loads many more times,” shouted
the van foreman from the other end of the arch. “Yes, it’s you I’m
talkin’ to. You’re all champion mikers, every one of you. I wouldn’t
give three ’apence a dozen for you, not if I was allowed to pick and
choose.”
The men flushed.
“Chaps,” said Erb quickly, “there’s only one thing we might add. Shall
we recommend that this old nuisance be done away with? I can easily work
it in.”
“I beg to second that,” growled Payne.
“Thought you wasn’t taking any suggestions?” remarked the elderly carman.
“This is more than a suggestion,” said Erb masterfully. “Are we all
agreed?” The men held up their hands, shoulder high. “Much obliged!
Payne, after you with that pen.”
Many of the van boys had snatched the opportunity to have a furtive game
of banker with picture cards, but William Henry stood precisely at the
tail of his mate’s van, responding in no way to the raillery of his young
comrades, who, in their efforts to move him from the path of good
behaviour, exhausted a limited stock of adjectives, and a generous supply
of nouns. To William Henry, as a safe lad, was entrusted the duty of
taking the long envelope to the Chief’s office, and his quick ears having
gained something of the nature of the communication, he ran, and meeting
the Chief at the door of the private office, gave it up with the message,
“Answer wanted sharp, sir!” a gratuitous remark, ill-calculated to secure
for it an amiable reception.
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