London (England) -- Fiction; Working class -- Fiction
The two went half way round the kitchen before the other couples ventured
to move: a nod from the housekeeper then gave permission. Erb found
himself rather unfortunate at first, and this was his own fault, for,
with his usual manner of taking charge, he endeavoured to pilot the
agreeable Miss Luker and ran her into rocks and whirlpools and on to the
quicksands of ladies’ trains; it was only after the fourth disaster, when
the fiancé of the upper-housemaid (who was one of the tightly-collared
men and wore his short hair brushed forward in the manner of grooms) said
to him audibly, “Not accustomed to drive, apparently!” that he permitted
Miss Luker to take up the duty of guidance, and thereafter they went in
and out the swinging dancers with no accident. Miss Luker was quite a
marvellous young woman, for she could dance and talk calmly at the same
time, a trick so impossible to Erb that, when he attempted it, he found
he could only stammer acquiescence to some contestable theory advanced by
his partner, or ejaculate some words in acceptance of an undeserved
compliment.
“It seems like fate,” sighed Miss Luker, as she saved Erb from sweeping
the pianiste from her dictionary and chair, “but do you know you have
exactly my step? It seems like fate,” repeated Miss Luker, as the music
stopped and couples began to walk around the room, “and it _is_ fate.”
“I don’t quite follow you,” said Erb, trying to regain his breath and
dodging the long train of Mamselle. “To my mind, most things depend on
us, and if we want anything to happen we can generally make it happen.
Otherwise, where would ambition, and energy, and what not come in?”
“You mustn’t talk above my head,” said Miss Luker, winningly. “You
forget how stupid we poor women are.” An accidental lull came in the
clatter of conversation.
“You’re an exception,” declared Erb.
His sister looked over their shoulders at him with surprise, and the
footman giggled. The others, with an elaborate show of tact, began to
speak hurriedly on the first subject that occurred to them, and the lady
at the pianoforte, checked half way through a yawn, was ordered by the
housekeeper to play a set of Lancers. Erb, in his life, had many trying
moments, but none seemed so acute as this, when he had been caught paying
a compliment to a lady. It was the first time he had ever done it, and
when his self-control returned, and, taking sides, he and cook went
through the devious ways of the set dance, he warned himself to use more
care in future. Nevertheless, some excuse could be urged: whenever he
glanced at Miss Luker, now with the gloomy young man for partner, he
found that her large eyes were looking at him, and she turned away
quickly with great show of confusion. When the Lancers had, by gracious
permission of the housekeeper, repeated its last figure, cook, beckoned
aside by the footman, introduced her partner with due formality. Mr.
Danks—the footman bowed.
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