London (England) -- Fiction; Working class -- Fiction
The Professor in the front room declaimed to the new pupil a passage from
the “Merchant of Venice,” from the centre of the carpet, and then invited
him to repeat it, which Erb did, the Professor arresting him at every
line, correcting the accent with acerbity and calling attention to the
aspirates with something like tears. “Why don’t you speak naturally,
sir?” demanded the Professor, hitting his own chest with his fist, “as I
dew?” At the end of twenty minutes, when the Professor had furnished
some really valuable rules in regard to the artifices of voice
production, he gave a sudden dramatic start, and begged Erb for pity’s
sake not to tell him that the day was Thursday and the hour half-past
seven. On Erb admitting his inability to give him other information
without stepping beyond the confines of truth, the Professor strode up
and down the worn carpet in a state of great agitation, declaring that
unless he were in the Strand by eight fifteen, or, at the very latest,
eight twenty that evening, he would, in all probability, lose the chance
of a lifetime.
“What am I to do?” he asked imploringly. “I appeal to you, laddie? Show
me where duty calls?”
On Erb suggesting that perhaps Miss Rosalind would finish the lesson, the
Professor shook him warmly by both hands and ordered heaven in a
dictatorial way to rain down blessings on the head of his pupil. One
difficulty remained. Time pressed, and every moment was (in all
probability) golden. Could Mr. Barnes, as an old friend, oblige with
half a—no, not half a crown, two shillings. The Professor, in the
goodness of his heart, did not mind four sixpences, and hurrying out into
the passage, struggled into a long brown overcoat of the old Newmarket
shape, took his soft hat, and, having called over the banisters to his
daughter to favour him with a moment’s conversation, bustled through the
passage whispering to Erb, “You can explain better than I,” and going
out, closed the door quietly. There were signs of flour on the girl’s
plump arms as she came up; she rolled down the sleeves of the pink blouse
as she entered the front room. Her forehead contracted as she listened.
“How much did he borrow?” she asked, checking a sigh.
“Nothing,” replied Erb boldly.
“Two shillings or a half a crown?”
“But I couldn’t possibly think for a moment—” he began protestingly.
“I wish you had,” she said. “Take it, please. I don’t want father to
run into debt if I can help it.”
“Makes me feel as though I’m robbing you.”
“Do you know,” said Miss Rosalind, with not quite half a smile, “it makes
me feel as though I were being robbed. Let us get on with the lesson,
please; I have another pupil coming at half-past eight.” Erb, for a hot
moment, was consumed with unreasonable jealousy of the next pupil. “She
is always punctual,” added Rosalind, and Erb became cooler. “Take this
book, please, and read aloud the passage I have marked.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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