Tod breathed heavily. He looked very foolish with his borrowed and
begrimed clothes, and the organ on his back, and he realised the fact
himself.
“‘S all ri’, Mr MacPherson,” he said. “Music hath charms. Not a word! I
found this--this instrument outside, and just took it home. Thought
it might be useful. Music in the house makes cheerful happy homes--see
advertisements--so I borrowed this from old friend, what’s name
--Angina Pectoris, Italian virtuosa, leaving him the monkey. Listen.”
He unslung the organ and was starting to play it in the lobby when
Erchie caught him by the arm and restrained him.
“Canny, man, canny,” said he. “Did I no’ think it was a box wi’ your
bursary. I never kent richt whit a bursary was, but the lad o’ pairts
in the novells aye comes hame wi’ a bursary, and hurts the spine o’ his
back carryin’ his prizes frae the college. I jalouse that’s the hectic
flush on your face; puir laddie, ye’re no’ lang for this warld.”
Erchie stared more closely at his lodger, and for the first time
recognised his own swallow-tail coat.
“My goodness!” said he, “my business coat, and my beadlin’ hat. It was
rale ill-done o’ ye, Mr Tod, to tak’ them oot withoot my leave. It’s the
first time ever I was ashamed o’ them. Jist a puir auld waiter’s
coat and hat. I wonder whit they wad say if they kent o’t up in
Clachna-cudden. The auld dominie that was sae prood o’ ye wad be black
affronted. My business coat! Tak’ it aff and gang to your bed like a
wise man. Leave the hurdy-gurdy on the stair-heid; ye divna ken whit the
other monkey micht hae left aboot it, and Jinnet’s awfu’ parteecular.”
Next day Mr Tod got a week’s notice to remove, and went reluctantly, for
he knew good lodgings when he got them. He paid his bill when he went,
too, “like a gentleman,” as Jinnet put it. “He was a rale cheery wee
chap,” she said.
“I’ve seen faur worse,” Erchie admitted’. “Foolish a wee, but Nature,
the Rale Oreeginal! I was gey throughither mysel’ when I was his age. Ye
never tellt me yet whit ye wanted wi’ the ludging money.”
“I was jist thinkin’ I wad like to see ye wi’ a gold watch the same as
Carmichael’s, next door,” said Jinnet. “It’s a thing a man at your time
o’ life, and in your poseetion, should hae, and I was ettlin’ to gie
ye’t for your New Year.”
“A gold watch!” cried her husband. “Whit nonsense!”
“It’s no’ nonsense at a’,” said Jinnet. “It gies a man a kind o’ bien,
weel-daein’ look, and I thocht I could mak’ enough aff ludgers to buy ye
yin.”
“If it was for that ye wanted the ludger, and no’ for a motor cairrage,”
said Erchie, “I’m gled Tod’s awa’. You and your watch! I wad be a bonny
like la-di-da wi’ a watch at the waitin’; the folks wad be feared to tip
me in case I wad be angry wi’ them.”
And so Erchie has not yet got a gold watch.
XVI JINNET’S TEA-PARTY
|Erchie’s goodwife came to him one day full of thrilling news from the
dairy, where she had been for twopence worth of sticks.
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