Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His SonButler, Samuel
Philosophy
Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His Son
Butler, Samuel
Satire; Utopian fiction; Utopias -- Fiction
“Thank goodness,” said one of the speakers (of course in the Erewhonian
language), “we seem to be finding somebody at last. I hope it is not
some poacher; we had better be careful.”
“Nonsense!” said the other. “It must be one of the rangers. No one
would dare to light a fire while poaching on the King’s preserves. What
o’clock do you make it?”
“Half after nine.” And the watch was still in the speaker’s hand as he
emerged from darkness into the glowing light of the fire. My father
glanced at it, and saw that it was exactly like the one he had worn on
entering Erewhon nearly twenty years previously.
The watch, however, was a very small matter; the dress of these two
men (for there were only two) was far more disconcerting. They were
not in the Erewhonian costume. The one was dressed like an Englishman
or would- be Englishman, while the other was wearing the same kind
of clothes but turned the wrong way round, so that when his face was
towards my father his body seemed to have its back towards him, and
_vice verso_. The man’s head, in fact, appeared to have been screwed
right round; and yet it was plain that if he were stripped he would be
found built like other people.
What could it all mean? The men were about fifty years old. They were
well-to-do people, well clad, well fed, and were felt instinctively by
my father to belong to the academic classes. That one of them should
be dressed like a sensible Englishman dismayed my father as much as
that the other should have a watch, and look as if he had just broken
out of Bedlam, or as King Dagobert must have looked if he had worn all
his clothes as he is said to have worn his breeches. Both wore their
clothes so easily--for he who wore them reversed had evidently been
measured with a view to this absurd fashion--that it was plain their
dress was habitual.
My father was alarmed as well as astounded, for he saw that what little
plan of a campaign he had formed must be reconstructed, and he had no
idea in what direction his next move should be taken; but he was a
ready man, and knew that when people have taken any idea into their
heads, a little confirmation will fix it. A first idea is like a strong
seedling; it will grow if it can.
In less time than it will have taken the reader to get through the last
foregoing paragraphs, my father took up the cue furnished him by the
second speaker.
“Yes,” said he, going boldly up to this gentleman, “I am one of the
rangers, and it is my duty to ask you what you are doing here upon the
King’s preserves.”
“Quite so, my man,” was the rejoinder. “We have been to see the statues
at the head of the pass, and have a permit from the Mayor of Sunch’ston
to enter upon the preserves. We lost ourselves in the thick fog, both
going and coming back.”
My father inwardly blessed the fog. He did not catch the name of the
town, but presently found that it was commonly pronounced as I have
written it.
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