Etheldreda the Ready: A School StoryVaizey, George de Horne, Mrs.
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Etheldreda the Ready: A School Story
Vaizey, George de Horne, Mrs.
Girls -- Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction; Schools -- Juvenile fiction
"...He was the most egg-strawdinary creature you ever saw. He did the
most egg-strawdinary things. I'll tell you what he did... You know the
Westons' drawing-room? You go upstairs--crimson carpets, and such wide
brass rods. Then there's a statue holding up a lamp, and the first
door's the drawing-room. All the doors were taken down to make more
room, and there were rows and rows of forms... He was like a Frenchman
with a pointed moustache, but his clothes weren't very clean... He
rolled up his sleeves, and there was a ring on his finger, and yards and
yards of ribbon came out of his thumb. He had a little table in front
of him with bulgy legs. It stands in the corner with silver on it.
Then he asked a boy in the front row for a watch... Mr Weston said he
wouldn't have lent _his_, but he got it back all right. It was egg-
strawdinary! Meta Rawlins sat by me. She had a pink sash. She says
her father can do it a little bit, only of course not as well as this
one. Then there was an egg. If he had broken it, it _would_ have made
a mess on the carpet! Meta said perhaps it was stone. He talked all
the time, so funny and quick, and one of his front teeth was out. He
asked if any boy or girl would go up to help him, and Brian Hackett
went. He looked so silly. He had to hold things in his hand, and when
he asked for them, they weren't there. It was egg-strawdinary! We had
supper in the dining-room, jellies and cream, and presents in the
trifle. I saw the conjurer having his in the library. I never saw
anything so egg-strawdinary in all my life!"
Gurth and Hereward exchanged expressive glances, Rowena frowned
impatience, Mrs Saxon smiled a faint amusement, and Maud continued to
prattle on, blissfully unconscious of the fact that no one troubled to
listen.
It was after everyone had been fed and refreshed that the explanation of
the mysterious summons from town was given, in response to an outspoken
question from Dreda, whose impetuous nature was ever impatient of
suspense.
"Mother, what has happened? There must be something, or you would never
have left town and sent for us in such a hurry. Can't you tell us now?
It's something horrid, of course! And it's horrid waiting for horrid
things."
Dreda put both elbows on the table, in flagrant disregard of schoolroom
rules, and leant her charming, eager face in the cup of her hands. She
might describe her state of mind as "horrid," but an appearance more
opposed to such a description it would be impossible to imagine. Dreda
had been hungry, and her hunger was satisfied; she had been cold and
tired, now she was warmed and refreshed; she talked vaguely of horrible
things, but nothing approaching real fear had as yet entered her heart.
Grown-ups made such a fuss about trifles. Probably it was something
quite silly and unimportant after all.
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