Etheldreda the Ready: A School StoryVaizey, George de Horne, Mrs.
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Etheldreda the Ready: A School Story
Vaizey, George de Horne, Mrs.
Girls -- Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction; Schools -- Juvenile fiction
"Why, even at home, where we are only six, we have an--an--" She paused,
anxiously searching for a word which should be sufficiently vague--"an
_annual_, with stories, and illustrations, and correspondence columns
just like real. I was `Aunt Nelly' and answered the questions. Such
sport! ... `Yes, my dear, at fifteen you are certainly far too young to
be secretly engaged. Confide the whole story to your dear mother. A
mother is ever a young girl's wisest confidante.'--(Of course, no one
really asked me that. I made it up. You have to make up to fill the
page.) ... `So sorry your complexion is spotty. Rub it over with lemon
juice and oil. Never mind if you _are_ ugly. Be good, and you'll get a
sweet expression, and that is better than any beauty.' ... Ha, ha!"
She tossed her golden mane with a derisive laugh. "_Just_ like a real
mag.! Then I put things in for the boys, of course--got them out of
cricket reports and encyclopaedias--it looks out well to have learned
bits here and there. And you can give lovely hints! It would be
awfully useful in a school, because you could say whatever you wanted
without being personal ... `No! the old adage, "Finding is keeping"
does _not_ apply to your companions' indiarubbers and pencils. It is
not considered honourable in good society to pare off initials inscribed
thereon for purposes of identification.'" She chuckled happily. "Don't
I do it well? I really _have_ the knack! ... I can't think why you
don't have one."
"How should we find the time?" queried Susan earnestly. "First to
compose the things--and then write them out neatly would take hours and
hours."
"I would write them out. It looks ever so much better if it's all in
one handwriting."
The girls exchanged glances. Dreda certainly wrote a very legible hand,
but they were already beginning to feel a trifle dubious about her ready
promises.
"My dear, it would take _years_! You would never get through. Only
yesterday you were preparing us for softening of the brain from
overwork. You really must curb this overflowing energy." Nancy
narrowed her eyes in her most fascinating smile, in which still lurked a
spice of derision. "Your welfare is very precious to us; we can't
afford to risk it for the sake of a magazine!"
Dreda flushed, and wriggled impatiently on her seat. She never could
tell whether Nancy was in fun or in earnest.
"I am not proposing to take on more work. It would be a distraction!"
she declared loftily. "I love making up stories and poetry, and reading
what other people have written. I'd get up early, and do it in play
hours. It would be a labour of love. Besides, it would cultivate our
style. `The Duck' is literary herself. I dare say she'd let it count
as composition!"
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