English fiction -- 19th century; Tailors -- Fiction
Long after the hours when tradesmen are in the habit of commencing
business, the shutters of a certain shop in the town of
Lymport-on-the-Sea remained significantly closed, and it became known
that death had taken Mr. Melchisedec Harrington, and struck one off the
list of living tailors. The demise of a respectable member of this
class does not ordinarily create a profound sensation. He dies, and his
equals debate who is to be his successor: while the rest of them who
have come in contact with him, very probably hear nothing of his great
launch and final adieu till the winding up of cash-accounts; on which
occasions we may augur that he is not often blessed by one or other of
the two great parties who subdivide this universe. In the case of Mr.
Melchisedec it was otherwise. This had been a grand man, despite his
calling, and in the teeth of opprobrious epithets against his craft. To
be both generally blamed, and generally liked, evinces a peculiar
construction of mortal. Mr. Melchisedec, whom people in private called
the great Mel, had been at once the sad dog of Lymport, and the pride
of the town. He was a tailor, and he kept horses; he was a tailor, and
he had gallant adventures; he was a tailor, and he shook hands with his
customers. Finally, he was a tradesman, and he never was known to have
sent in a bill. Such a personage comes but once in a generation, and,
when he goes, men miss the man as well as their money.
That he was dead, there could be no doubt. Kilne, the publican
opposite, had seen Sally, one of the domestic servants, come out of the
house in the early morning and rush up the street to the doctor’s,
tossing her hands; and she, not disinclined to dilute her grief, had,
on her return, related that her master was then at his last gasp, and
had refused, in so many words, to swallow the doctor.
“‘I won’t swallow the doctor!’ he says, ‘I won’t swallow the doctor!’”
Sally moaned. “‘I never touched him,’ he says, ‘and I never will.’”
Kilne angrily declared, that in his opinion, a man who rejected
medicine in extremity, ought to have it forced down his throat: and
considering that the invalid was pretty deeply in Kilne’s debt, it
naturally assumed the form of a dishonest act on his part; but Sally
scornfully dared any one to lay hand on her master, even for his own
good. “For,” said she, “he’s got his eyes awake, though he do lie so
helpless. He marks ye!”
“Ah! ah!” Kilne sniffed the air. Sally then rushed back to her duties.
“Now, there’s a man!” Kilne stuck his hands in his pockets and began
his meditation: which, however, was cut short by the approach of his
neighbour Barnes, the butcher, to whom he confided what he had heard,
and who ejaculated professionally, “Obstinate as a pig!” As they stood
together they beheld Sally, a figure of telegraph, at one of the
windows, implying that all was just over.
“Amen!” said Barnes, as to a matter-of-fact affair.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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