English fiction -- 19th century; Tailors -- Fiction
“Here’s to him, poor fellow!” said Kilne; and was deliberately echoed
twice.
“Now, it wasn’t that,” Kilne pursued, pointing to the bottle in the
midst of a smacking of lips, “that wasn’t what got him into
difficulties. It was expensive luckshries. It was being above his
condition. Horses! What’s a tradesman got to do with horses? Unless
he’s retired! Then he’s a gentleman, and can do as he likes. It’s no
use trying to be a gentleman if you can’t pay for it. It always ends
bad. Why, there was he, consorting with gentlefolks—gay as a lark! Who
has to pay for it?”
Kilne’s fellow-victims maintained a rather doleful tributary silence.
“I’m not saying anything against him now,” the publican further
observed. “It’s too late. And there! I’m sorry he’s gone, for one. He
was as kind a hearted a man as ever breathed. And there! perhaps it was
just as much my fault; I couldn’t say ‘No’ to him,—dash me, if I
could!”
Lymport was a prosperous town, and in prosperity the much-despised
British tradesman is not a harsh, he is really a well-disposed, easy
soul, and requires but management, manner, occasional instalments—just
to freshen the account—and a surety that he who debits is on the spot,
to be a right royal king of credit. Only the account must never drivel.
“Stare aut crescere” appears to be his feeling on that point, and the
departed Mr. Melchisedec undoubtedly understood him there; for the
running on of the account looked deplorable and extraordinary now that
Mr. Melchisedec was no longer in a position to run on with it, and it
was precisely his doing so which had prevented it from being brought to
a summary close long before.
Both Barnes, the butcher, and Grossby, the confectioner, confessed that
they, too, found it hard ever to say “No” to him, and, speaking
broadly, never could.
“Except once,” said Barnes, “when he wanted me to let him have a ox to
roast whole out on the common, for the Battle of Waterloo. I stood out
against him on that. ‘No, no,’ says I, ‘I’ll joint him for ye, Mr.
Harrington. You shall have him in joints, and eat him at home’;—ha!
ha!”
“Just like him!” said Grossby, with true enjoyment of the princely
disposition that had dictated the patriotic order.
“Oh!—there!” Kilne emphasized, pushing out his arm across the bar, as
much as to say, that in anything of such a kind, the great Mel never
had a rival.
“That ‘Marquis’ affair changed him a bit,” said Barnes.
“Perhaps it did, for a time,” said Kilne. “What’s in the grain, you
know. He couldn’t change. He would be a gentleman, and nothing’d stop
him.”
“And I shouldn’t wonder but what that young chap out in Portugal’ll
want to be one, too; though he didn’t bid fair to be so fine a man as
his father.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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