English fiction -- 19th century; Tailors -- Fiction
It is not fair to go behind an eccentric; but the fact was, this old
gentleman was slightly ashamed of his month’s vagrancy and cruel
conduct, and cloaked his behaviour toward the Aurora, in all the
charges he could muster against it. He was very human, albeit an odd
form of the race.
Happily for his digestion of Thursday, the cook, warned by Jonathan,
kept the old gentleman’s time, not the Aurora’s: and the dinner was
correct; the dinner was eaten in peace; he began to address his plate
vigorously, poured out his Madeira, and chuckled, as the familiar ideas
engendered by good wine were revived in him. Jonathan reported at the
bar that the old gentleman was all right again.
One would like here to pause, while our worthy ancient feeds, and
indulge in a short essay on Habit, to show what a sacred and admirable
thing it is that makes flimsy Time substantial, and consolidates his
triple life. It is proof that we have come to the end of dreams and
Time’s delusions, and are determined to sit down at Life’s feast and
carve for ourselves. Its day is the child of yesterday, and has a claim
on to-morrow. Whereas those who have no such plan of existence and sum
of their wisdom to show, the winds blow them as they list. Consider,
then, mercifully the wrath of him on whom carelessness or forgetfulness
has brought a snap in the links of Habit. You incline to scorn him
because, his slippers misplaced, or asparagus not on his table the
first day of a particular Spring month, he gazes blankly and sighs as
one who saw the End. To you it may appear small. You call to him to be
a man. He is: but he is also an immortal, and his confidence in
unceasing orderly progression is rudely dashed.
But the old gentleman has finished his dinner and his Madeira, and
says: “Now, Jonathan, ‘thock’ the Port!”—his joke when matters have
gone well: meant to express the sound of the uncorking, probably. The
habit of making good jokes is rare, as you know: old gentlemen have not
yet attained to it: nevertheless Jonathan enjoys this one, which has
seen a generation in and out, for he knows its purport to be, “My heart
is open.”
And now is a great time with this old gentleman. He sips, and in his
eyes the world grows rosy, and he exchanges mute or monosyllable
salutes here and there. His habit is to avoid converse; but he will let
a light remark season meditation.
He says to Jonathan: “The bill for the month.”
“Yes, sir,” Jonathan replies. “Would you not prefer, sir, to have the
items added on to the month ensuing?”
“I asked you for the bill of the month,” said the old gentleman, with
an irritated voice and a twinkle in his eye.
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