English fiction -- 19th century; Tailors -- Fiction
such as faced him imperceptibly lifted their eyelids.
“Good evening, sir,” said one who sat as chairman, with a decisive nod.
“Good night, ain’t it?” a jolly-looking old fellow queried of the
speaker, in an under-voice.
“’Gad, you don’t expect me to be wishing the gentleman good-bye, do
you?” retorted the former.
“Ha! ha! No, to be sure,” answered the old boy; and the remark was
variously uttered, that “Good night,” by a caprice of our language, did
sound like it.
“Good evening’s ‘How d’ ye do?’—‘How are ye?’ Good night’s ‘Be off, and
be blowed to you,’” observed an interpreter with a positive mind; and
another, whose intelligence was not so clear, but whose perceptions had
seized the point, exclaimed: “I never says it when I hails a chap; but,
dash my buttons, if I mightn’t ’a done, one day or another! Queer!”
The chairman, warmed by his joke, added, with a sharp wink: “Ay; it
would be queer, if you hailed ‘Good night’ in the middle of the day!”
and this among a company soaked in ripe ale, could not fail to run the
electric circle, and persuaded several to change their positions; in
the rumble of which, Evan’s reply, if he had made any, was lost. Few,
however, were there who could think of him, and ponder on that glimpse
of fun, at the same time; and he would have been passed over, had not
the chairman said: “Take a seat, sir; make yourself comfortable.”
“Before I have that pleasure,” replied Evan, “I—”
“I see where ’tis,” burst out the old boy who had previously
superinduced a diversion: “he’s going to ax if he can’t have a bed!”
A roar of laughter, and “Don’t you remember this day last year?”
followed the cunning guess. For awhile explication was impossible; and
Evan coloured, and smiled, and waited for them.
“I was going to ask—”
“Said so!” shouted the old boy, gleefully.
“—one of the gentlemen who has engaged a bed-room to do me the extreme
favour to step aside with me, and allow me a moment’s speech with him.”
Long faces were drawn, and odd stares were directed toward him, in
reply.
“I see where ’tis”; the old boy thumped his knee. “Ain’t it now? Speak
up, sir! There’s a lady in the case?”
“I may tell you thus much,” answered Evan, “that it is an unfortunate
young woman, very ill, who needs rest and quiet.”
“Didn’t I say so?” shouted the old boy.
But this time, though his jolly red jowl turned all round to demand a
confirmation, it was not generally considered that he had divined so
correctly. Between a lady and an unfortunate young woman, there seemed
to be a strong distinction, in the minds of the company.
The chairman was the most affected by the communication. His bushy
eyebrows frowned at Evan, and he began tugging at the brass buttons of
his coat, like one preparing to arm for a conflict.
“Speak out, sir, if you please,” he said. “Above board—no asides—no
taking advantages. You want me to give up my bed-room for the use of
your young woman, sir?”
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