Women -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Fiction
Father is an Evangelical, but my Aunt Constance is what the village
people call a little ’high’ in her religion. She would like flowers and
candles, too, in church, if daddy would have them, which he won’t, and
she keeps the fast days, but unostentatiously. Yet she and father live
in harmony and love, and only laugh a little at each other!
But my cousin Eustace annoys me. He is so good and holy. He is short
and thin and pale and vacillating, and wears overcoats and carries an
umbrella. In fact, he is everything that his mother and father aren’t.
Ross doesn’t get on with him, and finds him ’tiring.’ Daddy says he is
a throwback. I asked Eustace once if one of his ancestors could possibly
have been a nun as he is so like a monk himself. He said I was simply
abominable and wouldn’t speak to me all day. In the evening he said he
was sorry, as quite obviously I didn’t know what I was talking about.
Naturally I wouldn’t speak to him then. Such a way to apologise!
Nannie was our old nurse, but since mother died she has been
housekeeper. She is a comfortable kind of person. Any one who is
tired, or cold, or hurt, or hungry, or very small is always Nannie’s
’lamb,’ though how the radiant six-foot-one and still-growing Ross can
come under that category I don’t know, unless it’s because he’s always
hungry. But he has ever been, and is, and will remain, her ’lamb.’
Father is Uncle Jasper’s brother and not an easy person to explain. He
is a handsome, great tall thing, and a mixture of Dante and horses,
dogs, humility, sport, and autocracy, but he is most adorable and has a
divine sense of humour. Aunt Constance says he is a mystic, but I don’t
know what she means. I have never been able to understand how he came
to be a parson at all, for every inch of him is soldier. He has got a
temper, too, only he doesn’t lose it when most people lose theirs. He’s
dreadfully difficult about some things. He is so fastidious about
clothes, especially mine. I think his eyes must magnify like a
shaving-glass. He sees holes which are perfectly invisible to me. There
is in me a certain carelessness about the things that show (I _must_ be
perfect underneath), but a button off my shoe doesn’t really worry me
unless the shoe comes off. A jag in my tweeds leaves me cold, and the
moral aspect of a hole in my glove doesn’t weigh with me at all.
Besides, as I said to father one day when I was being rowed,—
’If I have a _hole_ in my skirt it would appear as if I had just torn
it, but if I have a darn it would look like premeditated poverty.’
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