Fair play : $b a novelSouthworth, Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte
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Fair play : $b a novel
Southworth, Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte
American fiction -- 19th century
“But to leave the hifaluting and come down to the common. It was very
late when I got up next morning, and pap was as late as I was. And when
we sat down to the breakfast table we found a party sitting opposite to
us who were as late as we were. I didn’t look at them. I was still in a
dream, living in memories of the past evening and hopes of the coming
one. In so deep a dream, that I didn’t know whether I was breakfasting
off an omelette or stewed kid gloves, until pap stooped and whispered to
me: ‘Daught., there’s Signior Adriano di Bercelloni sitting opposite to
us.’ I woke from my dream and raised my eyes to see. Was it Bercelloni?
I looked and looked again before I could be sure. Yes, it was he! But
oh! my countrymen, what a change was there! How like, yet how unlike my
gorgeous hero of the evening before! His head was bald! his face was
bloated! his form was round! Ugh! His eyes were red! his nose was blue;
his teeth were yellow—ugh! ugh! He had a great plate of macaroni and
garlic before him, and a great spoon in his hand, with which he shoveled
the mess down his throat, as a collier shovels coal into a cellar—faugh!
Whatever he had done to himself to make him look so differently on the
stage, I don’t know. But the sight of him _au natural_ made me sick and
cured me.”
“And so that is the end of the story?” inquired Alberta.
“No, not quite. On one side of him sat a swarthy, scrawny signiora, who
was the wife of his ‘buzzum’. And on the other sat an equally swarthy
and scrawny signorina, who was the lovely pledge of their wedded
affections. And that’s not all either, Alba. That evening pap said,
‘Well, daught., shall we go to the opera to see the Signior Bercelloni
play Fra Diavolo?’ I answered, ‘Thank you, pap, I had rather not.’ And
so we went to church instead to hear the celebrated Rev.
Mr.—What’s-his-name? Law! you know who I mean.”
“Did you fall in love with him?” inquired Alberta.
“Not as I know of! He may have had ‘a very beautiful spirit,’ as some of
his admirers say; but, if so, it was clothed with a very unattractive
person. Next day pap brought me here to school, and I have been here
ever since, except when I have gone home for the holidays. Now,
sisteren, I have given in my experience at this love feast for the
benefit of Sister Erminie Rosenthal; and I hope she will profit by it.
And now, I think, that is all.”
Alberta and Erminie laughed, but Britomarte looked very grave as she
said:
“No, Elfrida, that is not all. I have a sequel to your story, but I will
not tell it to you now. I will tell you this, however: The old glutton
who revolted your taste at the breakfast was Signior Adriano di
Bercelloni, the elder, and the father of Signior Adriano di Bercelloni,
the younger, whom you saw play Edgar Ravenswood.”
As Britomarte spoke, Elfie gazed at her with open eyes and mouth in
silent amazement.
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