It might have gone hardly with him, but quick as thought Karl flashed
out the little revolver from his pocket. They seemed to know the meaning
of that modern toy; for they crouched back trembling, and not daring to
move.
"Now stop it, will you," he said, "or I shall have to shoot you, and
take you home with me to be stuffed or put into the National
Anthropological Museum. They would give me a good price for you," he
said musingly--"they would think you were The Missing Link."
"O please, Mr Hammerstein, don't shoot us--("however did the little
chaps find out my name!" thought Karl) we will believe all you say, even
if it seems the greatest nonsense to us. After all birds fly, bats fly
and fairies fly, why should not ships and trains fly?" said the
spokesman, who, I must tell you, was a relation of King Reinhold in the
Taunus Mountains and was proud of belonging to a royal family.
Karl called him Mr Query, because he was so fond of asking questions,
but so slow to take in a new fact, as indeed were all the dwarfs.
"You promised us _Christmas Tree_ not to harm us," said Mr Query,
reproachfully.
"Well, I didn't hurt anyone, did I, but how about your treatment of me?
That wasn't in the contract either," said Karl.
Meanwhile Karl looked about him curiously. He had never been to
dwarfland before, and might never have the chance of visiting it again,
and he did not wish to lose the opportunity of seeing all he could.
"Are there any more of you?" he asked the dwarfs.
"I should think so," they answered. "Hundreds and thousands of us live
under this mountain."
Karl noticed passages running in all directions, and low caves which
seemed to be dwellings, many of them richly ornamented and furnished. In
one of these caves he observed a looking-glass, and wondered which of
the dwarf men trimmed his beard before it. He met a great many little
men scurrying about, who cast anxious glances at the giant who had
strayed among them. Karl had frequently to stoop; the ceilings seemed
very low to him, although they were high enough compared to the dwarf
men.
"Where are the female dwarfs?" he asked abruptly.
"Dwarfs have no womenfolk," Mr Query replied. "We did away with them
long, long ago!"
"That was rather rough on them, eh?" said Karl.
"Well it happened so many centuries ago that we have forgotten all about
it, and so are unable to gratify your curiosity. Perhaps if you care for
antiquities and were to study the pictures on the walls, you might find
out."
"Not my line," said Karl shortly.
"As we have no women," Mr Query continued, "we never quarrel and have no
differences of opinion."
"I expect no lady would care to live down here with you in this dark
hole," said Karl, thoughtfully. "But to whom does the looking-glass
belong?"
"A fairy comes to visit us occasionally; she makes herself useful and
tidies up the place a bit for us," said the dwarf. "She's here
now--would you like to see her?"
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