Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humoristsClemens, William Montgomery
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Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humorists
Clemens, William Montgomery
American wit and humor -- History and criticism; Humorists, American -- Biography
In another instance, Adeler gets off the following horrible concoction:
“O! bury Bartholomew out in the woods,
In a beautiful hole in the ground,
Where the bumble-bees buzz and the woodpeckers sing,
And the straddle-bugs tumble around;
So that in winter, when the snow and the slush
Have covered his last little bed,
His brother Artemas can go out with Jane
And visit the place with his sled.”
Then, I am pleased to give another choice selection from Clark’s
wonderful storehouse:
“The death angel smote Alexander McGlue,
And gave him protracted repose;
He wore a checked shirt and number nine shoe,
And he had a pink wart on his nose.
“No doubt he is happier dwelling in space
Over there on the evergreen shore.
His friends are informed that his funeral takes place
Precisely at quarter past four.”
The same volume contains an admirable bit of drollery in the following
take-off on art criticism:
ART NEWS.
We have received from the eminent sculptor, Mr. Felix Mullins, of
Wilmington, a comic _bas_ _relief_, designed for an ornamental
fireboard. It represents an Irishman in his night-shirt running away
with the little god Cupid, while the Irishman’s sweetheart demurely
hangs her head in the corner. Every true work of art tells its own
story; and we understand, as soon as we glance at this, that our Irish
friend has been coquetted with by the fair one, and is pretending to
transfer his love to other quarters. There is a lurking smile on the
Irishman’s lips, which expresses his mischievous intentions perfectly.
We think it would have been better to have clothed him in something
else than a night-shirt, and to have smoothed down his hair. We have
placed this _chef d’œuvre_ upon a shelf in our office, where it will
undoubtedly be admired by our friends when they call. We are glad to
encourage such progress in Delaware art.
Adeler has given the public an admirable satire in his
IMPROVED CONGRESSIONAL RECORD.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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