Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humoristsClemens, William Montgomery
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Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humorists
Clemens, William Montgomery
American wit and humor -- History and criticism; Humorists, American -- Biography
In 1869 Twain tried journalism for a time in Buffalo, where he held an
editorial position on a daily paper. While there he fell in love with a
young lady, a sister of “Dan”--made famous in Innocents Abroad--but her
father, a gentleman of wealth and position, looked unfavorably upon his
daughter’s alliance with a Bohemian literary character.
“I like you,” he said to Mark, “but what do I know of your antecedents?
Who is there to answer for you, anyhow?”
After reflecting a few moments, Mark thought some of his old California
friends would speak a good word for him. The prospective father-in-law
wrote letters of inquiry to several residents of San Francisco, to whom
Clemens referred him, and with one exception, the letters denounced him
bitterly, especially deriding his capacity for becoming a good husband.
Mark sat besides his fiancee when the letters were read aloud by the
old gentleman. There was a dreadful silence for a moment, and then Mark
stammered: “Well, that’s pretty rough on a fellow, anyhow?”
His betrothed came to the rescue however, and overturned the mass of
testimony against him by saying, “I’ll risk you, anyhow.”
The terrible father-in-law lived in Elmira, New York, and there Mark
was married. He had told his friends in the newspaper office at
Buffalo, to select him a suite of rooms in a first-class boarding house
in the city, and to have a carriage at the depot to meet the bride and
groom. Mark knew they would do it, and gave himself no more anxiety
about it. When he reached Buffalo, he found a handsome carriage, a
beautiful span of horses and a driver in livery. They drove him up
to a handsome house on an aristocratic street, and as the door was
opened, there were the parents of the bride to welcome them home. The
old folks had arrived on the quiet by a special train. After Mark had
gone through the house and examined its elegant finishings, he was
notified officially that he had been driven by his own coachman, in his
own carriage, to his own house. They say tears came to his wonderfully
dark and piercing eyes, and that all he could say was “Well, this is a
first-class swindle.”
Not long after his marriage, Mark settled down in Hartford, and
invested capital in insurance companies there. His second book,
Roughing It, appeared in 1871, and had almost as large a sale as its
predecessor. He visited England a few months later, and arranged for
the publication of his works there in four volumes. On his return he
issued his third book, in partnership with Charles Dudley Warner, which
was styled The Gilded Age. This was followed by the Adventures of Tom
Sawyer, a book for boys, in 1876. These books all commanded an immense
sale, and several editions have been exhausted. The American Publishing
Company of Hartford represented these works in this country, Chatto &
Windus published them in England, and Mark’s continental publisher was
Tauchnitz of Leipzig.
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