The driver was one of that chicken-hearted sort of cabmen rare in
London, but common in provincial towns. He had fallen from his
box-seat, it is true, and had undoubtedly hurt himself here and there
on the outside, but I doubt if any serious injury had overtaken him;
yet now he stood at the horse’s head, and pulled at its bridle, and
gasped and gurgled, and explained how a railway van had run into
him, knocked over his horse, and then darted off into the fog. I told
the man not to cry about it, and people began collecting as usual,
like evil gnomes from the gloom. The air soon hummed with advice, and
personally, knowing myself to be worse than useless where a horse in
difficulties is concerned, I acted upon the earliest suggestion that
called for departure from the scene. Ignoring directions about harness,
cutting of straps, backing the vehicle, and sitting on the horse’s
head, I fell in with one thoughtful individual who gave it as his
opinion that the beast was dying, and hurried away at my best speed to
seek a veterinary surgeon. My face was much injured, my nerves were
shaken, I had a violent stitch in my side and a buzzing in the head;
but I did my duty, and finding a small corner hostelry, that threw
beams of red and yellow light across the fog, I entered, gave myself a
few moments to recover breath, then asked the young woman behind the
bar whether she knew where I might most quickly find a horse doctor.
“There has been an accident,” I explained, “and a man on the spot gives
it as his opinion that the horse is seriously unwell, and should be
seen to at once. Personally, I suspect it could get up if it liked,
but I am not an expert and may be mistaken.”
“’Fraid you’ve hurted yourself, too, sir,” answered the girl. “I _am_
sorry. Sit down and have something to drink, sir. Sure you want it.”
I sat down, sighed, wiped my face, and ordered a little brandy. This
she prepared with kindly solicitude, then advised a second glass, and
I, feeling the opinion practical enough, obeyed her gladly.
She knew nothing of a veterinary surgeon, but there chanced to be a
person in the bar who said that he did. He evidently felt tempted to
proclaim himself such a man, for I could see the idea in his shifty
eyes; but he thought better of this, and admitted that he was only a
dog-fancier himself, though he knew a colleague in the next street who
enjoyed a wide experience of horses. Now, my idea of a dog-fancier is
one who habitually fancies somebody else’s dog. I told the man this
while I finished my brandy-and-water, and he admitted that it was a
general weakness in the profession, but explained that he had, so far,
fought successfully against it. Then we started to find the veterinary
surgeon, and soon passed into a region that I suspected to be Seven
Dials.
“’Ullo, Jaggers! Who’s your friend?” said a man in a doorway.
“Gent wants a vet,” answered my companion.
“Gent wants a new fice, more like!”
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