“Consider,” he said, “that these good people may have wives and
children dependent upon their efforts. They are probably doing their
best.”
“And we must do ours,” said D’Artagnan sternly. “We owe it to the
Master.”
“We are three to one, Athos,” said Porthos. “Aramis, D’Artagnan, and I
are all of one mind. Regard your double upon the boards. If he cannot
spur you to action, nothing can. For my part, I shall not draw my sword
against any man here, because it would be murder, but my namesake on
the stage must be whipped--that is, if he shows fight.”
“I shall try a pass with this Beerbohm Tree,” said D’Artagnan, “for he
numbers twelve good inches more than I do, and would appear to have
some slight familiarity with his weapon.”
“And I shall prick this Aramis of Sydney Grundy also,” declared the
Aramis of Dumas.
“Are you ready?”
“We are ready.”
“Then follow me.”
In a moment D’Artagnan had bounded on to the stage. After him came
Athos and Aramis, while a moment later, with a sound like thunder,
the enormous bulk of Porthos followed. As ill-luck would have it, the
giant miscalculated his distance, and fell into the footlights. The
shock extinguished half of them, and frightened the orchestra to such
an extent that every member of it, with the exception of the conductor,
dived like a rabbit and became invisible.
“Your swords, gentlemen,” said D’Artagnan, advancing with a polite bow.
“You will hardly refuse. I see by your looks that you know us.”
“Make way! make way!” shouted Mousqueton and Grimaud from the pit.
Giving and receiving hard blows, they finally reached their masters’
sides.
Mr. Beerbohm Tree was in a tight place, according to the modern
phrase. The house hung upon his words, and roared with savage delight
at the unexpected spectacle. Mr. Tree, we repeat, was in a fix. Should
he fight or call for base aid? Pride indicated the first course,
prudence prompted the latter.
He made a sign to the pretended musketeers behind him.
But Aramis and D’Artagnan observed it, and leapt forward with an
ancient expletive on their lips.
“Treachery! treachery! Then guard yourselves, gentlemen!” they cried.
There was a deathlike stillness. Only one sweet female voice cut the
heated air like a knife. It was Milady calling for the police.
Whistles sounded and the hurried tramp of firemen and mechanics was
heard behind the scenes.
“A breath of the good past times,” panted D’Artagnan, pinning Mr. Tree
to the left upper entrance.
“Spirit of the old king!” cried Aramis, as the unfortunate gentleman
who impersonated him fell pierced through the left lung.
“May we meet in heaven, my unhappy friend,” ejaculated Athos, while
the actor who played his part expired in his arms from twenty mortal
thrusts.
“But where is Monsieur Sydney Grundy?” cried D’Artagnan.
“He has escaped!” hissed Aramis. “A vehicle has just hurried from the
stage-door.”
“We must follow to the world’s end if need be.”
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