Far above rubies (Vol. 2 of 3) : $b A novelRiddell, J. H., Mrs.
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Far above rubies (Vol. 2 of 3) : $b A novel
Riddell, J. H., Mrs.
Fiction
“Just because it is _bona fide_—because I must stick to facts and
figures—figures that will satisfy not country simpletons, and ambitious
widows, and discontented governesses, but sound commercial men. It is a
serious matter, my friend, and must be wisely concocted and wisely
executed. That is why I put in merely a preliminary advertisement
hitherto. I knew the _grand coup_ would require both time and thought.
We must have a little of the moral, the philanthropic, the hygienic, the
scientific, the statistical, and the profitable; and we ought to put a
Latin quotation at the top: it will look classical, and complimentary to
the attainments of the people to whom it is addressed. Greek might be
better, or Hebrew; but I suppose you do not understand Hebrew?”
To which accusation Arthur pleading guilty, Mr. Black urged upon him the
immediate necessity of “rubbing up” his Latin, and finding an
appropriate heading for the prospectus.
“We shall want one to go round the stamp also,” proceeded the promoter;
“but that is not immediately required. Yes, it is, though,” he added,
“for I must mention the stamp at the end of the prospectus. Now, Dudley,
look alive; if I do the composing, the compiling, and the inventing,
surely I may depend on you for the Latin and correct English!”
After fourteen years, the Squire’s classical education had the dust thus
brushed off it, in order to furnish a plausible swindler with a couple
of Latin mottoes.
For twice seven years he had kept this thing by him, that it might serve
Mr. Black’s turn at last.
“Dudley’s!” said that individual, in frank explanation to his City
friends. “Devilish neat and taking, ain’t it? Bring in the parsons;
they’ll think the whole thing has been drawn up by some Oxford man, as
the Latin was, for that matter, out of a well which has not had any
water pumped from it for Heaven knows how long. If you have any
suggestion to make on the subject make it, or else hereafter hold your
tongues, for I am going to have the prospectus printed off to-morrow.”
“Could not be better!” answered his friends in chorus; and the programme
of the “Protector Bread and Flour Company, Limited,” was accordingly
sent down to Harp Lane, where it was printed (on credit) by a protégé of
Mr. Black’s, on a very superior satin paper, procured on credit
likewise.
Next day after delivery, proof was duly forwarded, and the day
afterwards the prospectus was returned—pressed, folded, multiplied a
thousand-fold—to Peter Black, Esq., at the Temporary Offices of the
Company, 220, Dowgate Hill. The bundle, containing programmes of the
“Protector Bread and Flour Company, Limited,” was flung down on the
counter in the outer office of 220, Dowgate Hill, at five to five
precisely, and, at three minutes to six, four hundred and twenty-five
prospectuses were wrapped up, directed, stamped, and posted at the chief
office, Lombard Street.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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