Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; Boys -- Fiction; Schools -- Fiction; Social classes -- England -- Fiction
That man was Mr. Haigh, the master of the Middle Remove; and Jan’s view
of him was perhaps no fairer than his treatment of Jan. Haigh, when not
passing more or less unworthy pleasantries, and laughing a great deal at
very little indeed, was a serious and even passionate scholar. He had
all the gifts of his profession except coolness and a right judgment of
boys. His enthusiasm was splendid. The willing dullard caught fire in
his form. The gifted idler was obliged to work for Haigh. He had
hammered knowledge into all sorts and conditions of boys; but here was
one who would get up and wring the sense out of a page of Virgil, and
then calmly ask Haigh to believe him incapable of parsing a passage or
of scanning a line of that page! Of course Haigh believed no such thing,
and of course Jan would vouchsafe no explanation of his inconceivable
deficiencies. Pressed for one, indeed, or on any other point arising
from his outrageously unequal equipment, Jan invariably sulked, and
Haigh invariably lost his temper and called Jan elaborate names. The
more offensive they were, the better care Jan took to earn them. Sulky
he was inclined to be by nature; sulkier he made himself when he found
that it exasperated Haigh more than the original offence.
Loder, the captain of his house, was another object of Jan’s dislike.
Loder was not only a præpostor, who lashed your legs in public with a
hunting-crop, but he was generally accounted a bit of a prig and a
weakling into the bargain, and Jan thought he deserved his reputation.
Loder had a great notion of keeping order in the house, but his actual
tactics were to pounce upon friendless wretches like Chips or Jan, and
not to interfere with stalwarts of the Shockley gang, or even with
popular small boys like young Petrie. Nor was it necessary for Jan to be
caught out of his study after lock-up, or throwing stones in the quad,
in order to incur the noisy displeasure of the captain of the house.
Loder heard of the daily trouble with Haigh; it was all over the house,
thanks to Shockley & Co., whose lurid tales had the unforeseen effect of
provoking a certain admiration for “the new man who didn’t mind riling
old Haigh.” Indifference on such a point implied the courage of the
matador—to all who had been gored aforetime in the Middle Remove—save
and except the serious Loder. Passing Jan’s door one day, this exemplary
præpostor looked in to tell him he was disgracing the house, and stayed
to inquire what on earth he meant by having such a filthy study. The
epithet was inexact; but certainly the study was ankle-deep in books and
papers, with bare walls still bristling with the last tenant’s nails;
and it was not improved by a haunting smell of sulphur and tallow, due
to the recent firing of the shilling box of wax matches.
“It says nothing about untidy studies in the School Rules,” said Jan,
tilting his chair back from his table, and glowering at his interrupted
imposition.
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