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Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second Series
Fern, Fanny
American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
“It is _so_ sweet, and pure, and holy,” said I.
The mother’s lip quivered; wiping away a tear with her apron, she
said, in a choking voice:
“Ah, it is little the likes of you, ma’am, know how hard it is for us
to get the honest bread!”
God be thanked, thought I, that there is one who “judgeth _not_ as
man judgeth;” who holdeth evenly the scales of justice; who weigheth
against our sins the _whirlpool_ of our temptations, who forgetteth
never the countless struggles for the victory, ere the desponding,
weary heart shuts out the light of Heaven.
MRS. ZEBEDEE SMITH’S PHILOSOPHY.
Dear me! how expensive it is to be poor. Every time I go out, my best
bib and tucker has to go on. If Zebedee were worth a cool million, I
might wear a coal-hod on my head, if I chose, with perfect impunity.
There was that old nabob’s wife at the lecture, the other night, in
a dress that might have been made for Noah’s great grandmother. She
can afford it! Now, if it rains knives and forks, I must sport a ten
dollar hat, a forty dollar dress, and a hundred dollar shawl. If I go
to a concert, I must take the highest priced seat, and ride there and
back, just to let “Tom, Dick and Harry” see that I can afford it. Then,
we must hire the most expensive pew in the broad-aisle of a tip-top
church, and give orders to the sexton not to admit any strangers into
it who look snobbish. Then my little children, Napoleon Bonaparte and
Donna Maria Smith, can’t go to a public school, because, you know, we
shouldn’t have to pay anything.
Then, if I go shopping, to buy a paper of needles, I have to get a
little chap to bring them home, because it wouldn’t answer for me to
be seen carrying a bundle through the streets. We have to keep three
servants, where one might do; and Zebedee’s coats have to be sent to
the tailor when they need a button sewed on, for the look of the thing.
Then, if I go to the sea-shore, in summer, I can’t take my comfort,
as rich people do, in gingham dresses, loose shoes and cambric
sun-bonnets. No! I have to be done up by ten o’clock in a Swiss-muslin
dress, and a French cap; and my Napoleon Bonaparte and Donna Maria
can’t go off the piazza, because the big rocks and little pebbles cut
their toes so badly through their patent kid slippers.
Then, if Zebedee goes a fishing, he dare not put on a linen coat,
for the price of his reputation. No, indeed! Why, he never goes to the
barn-yard without drawing on his white kids. Then he orders the most
ruinous wines at dinner, and fees those white jackets, till his purse
is as empty as an egg-shell. I declare, it is abominably expensive. I
don’t believe rich people have the least idea how much it costs poor
people to live!
OPENING OF THE CRYSTAL PALACE.
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