Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second SeriesFern, Fanny
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Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second Series
Fern, Fanny
American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
On entering the Palace, we (my companion and I) found that all the
most eligible seats were already occupied, and that what were left were
reserved for some man of straw and his wife. It was no use to show
one’s ticket. “You mustn’t sit here!”--“You mustn’t sit there!”--“You
can’t stand in that place!”--“You can’t go there!”--“You can’t come
here!”--and so the throng went forlornly about and around--old men
and maidens--heads of families--clergymen--elegant ladies--all sorts
of people--seeking places whereon they might rest, and finding none.
We finally resolved on action, seized a couple of boxes of workmen’s
tools, emptied the contents on the floor, and converted the boxes into
comfortable seats, in the most commanding position in the eastern
gallery, notwithstanding the impertinent expostulations of the rosetted
officers.
Above us was the lofty stained dome, a most imposing feature;--flags
of all nations waved from the latticed balconies; beneath, the jeweled
arms of ladies fair gleamed and flashed in the sunlight. Directly
below us was Marochetti’s equestrian statue of Washington, of colossal
proportions. Years ago, dear general, you rode into my young affections
on that very horse, as represented on a ninepenny printed cotton
handkerchief, given me as a “reward of merit” for correctly “declining
to love”--(I wish I had always declined it!) In the immediate
neighborhood, our eye rested on a gigantic statue of Webster. There
were his features, certainly, all correct, by line and plummet; but
_where’s the expression_? It was soulless and corpse-like--it failed to
magnetize me.
An hour has passed; our eyes are weary with gazing; still, no
President. The singers have taken their places--the organ has emitted
one or two premonitory subterranean grumbles, and the platform is
beginning to fill with lesser dignitaries. The richly-cushioned
Presidential chair, has been wheeled about in the most inviting
locality; a huge bouquet is placed under it by way of _bait_, but
still the President doesn’t nibble! So we bide our time with what
patience we may--though the thought of a glass of ice-water, or a cake,
occasionally quenches our patience and patriotism.
Another hour has passed! Even feminine curiosity cannot exist much
longer on such unsubstantial aliment as pontifical robes and empty
glitter. My companion is certainly a wizard! He has conjured up some
ice cream and cake:--now I shall have strength to cheer the President.
Here he comes, God bless him! You won’t see a sight like that out of
America. The representative of a mighty nation--one of the mightiest on
earth--receiving the homage of expectant thousands, standing without
“star” or “order,” or insignia of power, other than that with which the
Almighty has stamped him. No “body guard,” no hedging him in from the
people. It is sublime!
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