Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second SeriesFern, Fanny
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Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second Series
Fern, Fanny
American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
You have a pretty, attractive child; she is warm-hearted and
affectionate, but vivacious and full of life. With judicious
management, and a firm, steady rein, she is a very lovable one. You
take her with you on a visit, or to make a call. You are busy, talking
with the friend you went to see. A gentleman comes in and throws
himself indolently on the sofa. His eye falls upon little Kitty. He is
just in the mood to be amused, and makes up his mind to banter her a
little, for the sake of drawing her out. So he says--
“Jemima, dear--come here!”
The child blushes, and regards him as if uncertain whether he
intended to address her. He repeats his request, with a laugh.
She replies, “my name is Kitty, not Jemima,” which her tormentor
contradicts. Kitty looks puzzled, (just as he intended she should,)
but it is only for a moment. She sees he is quizzing her. Well, Miss
Kitty likes a frolic, if that is what he wants; so she gives him a pert
answer--he laughs uproariously, and rattles fun round her little ears
like a hail storm; Kitty has plenty of answers ready for him, and he
enjoys the sport amazingly.
By-and-by, he gets weary, and says,--“There--run away now, I’m going
to read the newspaper;” but Kitty is wide awake, and has no idea of
being cut short in that summary way; so she continues her Lilliputian
attacks, till finally he gets up and beats a despairing retreat,
muttering, “what a very _disagreeable_ child.”
Mamma sees it all from a distance; she does not interfere--no--for
she believes in “Children’s Rights.” Kitty was quiet, well behaved and
respectful--till the visitor undertook to quiz, and tease her, for his
own amusement. He wanted a frolic--and he has had it: _they who play
with children must take children’s play_.
A CHAPTER ON HOUSEKEEPING.
I never could see the reason why your smart housekeepers must, of
necessity, be Xantippes. I once had the misfortune to be domesticated
during the summer months with one of this genus.
I should like to have seen the adventurous spider that would have
dared to ply his cunning trade in Mrs. Carrot’s premises! Nobody was
allowed to sleep a wink after daylight, beneath her roof. Even her old
rooster crowed one hour earlier than any of her neighbors’. “Go ahead,”
was written on every broomstick in the establishment.
She gave her husband his breakfast, buttoned up his overcoat, and put
him out of the front door, with his face in the direction of the store,
in less time than I’ve taken to tell it. Then she snatched up the six
little Carrots; scrubbed their faces, up and down, without regard to
feelings or noses, till they shone like a row of milk pans.
“Clear the track” was her motto, washing and ironing days. She never
drew a long breath till the wash-tubs were turned bottom upwards again,
and every article of wearing apparel sprinkled, folded, ironed, and
replaced on the backs of their respective owners. It gave me a stitch
in the side to look at her!
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