Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second SeriesFern, Fanny
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Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second Series
Fern, Fanny
American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
Did I say I’d have nothing “_best_?” Pardon me. Sunday should be
the best day of all the seven--not ushered in with ascetic form, or
lengthened face, or stiff and rigid manners. Sweetly upon the still
Sabbath air should float the matin hymn of happy childhood; blending
with early song of birds, and wafted upward, with flowers’ incense,
to Him whose very name is LOVE. It should be no day for puzzling the
half-developed brain of childhood with gloomy creeds, to shake the
simple faith that prompts the innocent lips to say, “Our Father.” It
should be no day to sit upright on stiff-backed chairs, till the golden
sun should set. No; the birds should not be more welcome to warble, the
flowers to drink in the air and sunlight, or the trees to toss their
lithe limbs, free and fetterless.
“I’m _so sorry_ that to-morrow is Sunday!” From whence does this sad
lament issue? From under _your_ roof, oh mistaken but well-meaning
Christian parents--from the lips of _your_ child, whom you compel to
listen to two or three unintelligible sermons, sandwiched between
Sunday schools, and finished off at nightfall by tedious repetitions of
creeds and catechisms, till sleep releases your weary victim! No wonder
your child _shudders_, when the minister tells him that “Heaven is one
eternal Sabbath.”
Oh, mistaken parent! relax the over-strained bow--_prevent the
fearful rebound_, and make the Sabbath what God designed it, not a
weariness, but the “_best_” and happiest day of all the seven.
THE VESTRY MEETING.
The clock had just struck seven. The sharp-nosed old sexton of the
Steeple-Street Church had arranged the lights to his mind, determined
the proper latitude and longitude of Bibles and hymn-books, peeped
curiously into the little black stove in the corner, and was now
admonishing every person who passed in, of the propriety of depositing
the “free soil” on his boots upon the entry door-mat.
In they crept, one after another--pale-faced seamstresses, glad of
a reprieve; servant girls, who had turned their backs upon unwashed
dishes; mothers, whose “crying babies” were astounding the neighbors;
old maids, who had nowhere to spend their long evenings; widowers, who
felt an especial solicitude lest any of the sisters should be left to
return home unprotected; girls and boys, who came because they were
bid, and who had no very clear idea of the performances; and last,
though not least, Ma’am Spy, who thought it her duty to see that none
of the church-members were missing, and to inquire every Tuesday night,
of her friend Miss Prim, if she didn’t consider Mrs. Violet a proper
subject for church discipline, because she always had money enough to
pay her board bills, although her husband had deserted her.
Then there were the four Misses Nipper, who crawled in as if the
vestry floor were paved with live kittens, and who had never been
known, for four years, to vary one minute in their attendance, or to
keep awake from the first prayer to the doxology.
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