Mr. Pottinger somehow barred the way. I heard Miss Mildred Pottinger
give voice to a species of gasp, while Miss Mabel, the younger sister, a
young girl and much addicted, I fear, to levity, began uttering a
gurgling, choking sound that somewhat to my subconscious annoyance
continued unabated during the interview which followed.
"Good evening!" said Mr. Pottinger, clearing his throat. "I beg your
pardon, Doctor Fibble, but may I ask--Mabel, please be quiet!--may I ask
whether you are going to a fancy-dress party somewhere?"
"By no means," I replied. "I am en route, sir, to attend a special or
called meeting of our newly formed boys' outing club. These are the
habiliments designed for club use."
"Oh!" he said. "Oh, I see! Mabel, child, kindly restrain yourself. Don't
you see Doctor Fibble and I are talking? Ahem! And is any one besides
yourself going to wear this--er--er--regalia in public?"
Having no sons of his own, Mr. Pottinger naturally would be unacquainted
with the aims and objects of my present activities. Therefore I could
well understand his ignorance.
"Oh, yes, indeed," was my answer; "all of our members are to wear it."
"What will you bet?" Such was his astonishing rejoinder--I say
astonishing, because nothing had been said regarding a wager and
certainly nothing had been farther from my own thoughts.
"What will I bet?" I echoed, for the instant nonplussed. Then
consciousness of what I had just said came to me with a shock. Releasing
my waistband I clasped both my hands before me in an attitude to which I
am much given when desirous of signifying unwonted intensity of
feeling. "Mr. Pottinger," I said gravely, "I never bet. I regard it as a
reprehensible practice. I am bitterly opposed under all circumstances to
the hazard of chance."
"All right! Excuse me," he said; "only it seems to me you're taking one
now. Well, good evening, doctor, and good luck to you! Er--you don't
mind my complimenting you on your gameness, do you?"
And so he departed, continuing as long as he remained in my hearing to
reprehend his younger daughter concerning her unseemly and ill-timed
outbursts.
This episode, trifling though it was, served rather to increase than to
diminish my nervousness; but upon my entering the assembly hall, where
my young friends were gathered together awaiting my coming, all sense of
trepidation vanished, so spontaneous and uproarious was their greeting.
The chorus of lusty young voices raised in instantaneous cheering was to
me sufficient reward for all the pains to which I had been put. One and
all, they manifested the deepest interest in the new uniform.
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