I was taken quite unaware, I do assure you. I have ever entertained a
distaste, amounting to aversion, for caterpillars, both in an active
living state and when they have been crushed beneath the careless foot.
With me this attained to a deep-rooted antipathy. Even at the sight of
one progressing on a limb or leaf, by wrinkling up its back, I can with
difficulty repress a visible shudder. How much greater the shock, then,
to feel it descending one's spinal column?
I uttered a short, involuntary outcry and, stepping backward, I
encountered some slippery object and was instantly precipitated with
jarring force to the earth. It appeared that I had set my foot on the
strip of bacon, which inadvertently I had left lying on the ground
directly in my rear. An unsightly smear of grease on the reverse breadth
of my blue knickerbockers was the consequence. I endeavoured, though, to
pass off the incident with a pleasant smile, saying merely:
"Accidents will happen in the best-regulated families, will they not?
Oh, yes, indeed!"
The first strip of bacon having fallen in the fire and been utterly
destroyed, I prepared another; and, as Master Pope volunteered to stand
vigilantly on guard behind me and prevent other caterpillars from
descending on me, I resumed my task. Nevertheless, Master Pope's
ministrations proved of small avail. During the course of the next few
minutes no less than six separate and distinct caterpillars, besides a
small black beetle or cockchafer of a most repellent aspect, fell down
my back.
Once, turning my head suddenly, I found Master Pope holding a
caterpillar extended between the thumb and forefinger of his right hand
almost directly above the nape of my neck. He explained that he had
plucked it out of midair as it was in the act of dropping from the
leafage above. I admired his presence of mind greatly, but his courage
yet more. I confess that except to save human life I should never have
the fortitude to grasp a caterpillar with an ungloved hand.
Doubtlessly because of the nervousness occasioned by the prevalence of
caterpillars, the bacon as broiled was not the unqualified success I had
been led to expect from reading Mr. Hough's work. Personally, I could
not grow rapturous over the wildwood tang of which so much has been said
in a complimentary way by other and more experienced campers than
myself. I am inclined to think the wildwood tang must be an acquired
taste.
Altogether, I fear our noontide repast might have proved rather a
failure had it not been that Master Horrigan's mother at the hour of his
departure had bestowed on him a quantity of ham sandwiches and a large
lemon-jelly cake of the layer variety. Eliminating broiled bacon from
our menu we lunched, therefore, on sandwiches and a part of the cake,
the latter in particular being quite agreeable to the palate though in a
somewhat shaken and disturbed state from being transported beneath
Master Horrigan's arm.
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