Americans -- Germany -- Fiction; Poachers -- Fiction; Short stories
“I got into the rest of my duds, and began waving the American flag and
ordering out gunboats. I insisted that the cobbler had lied before in
accusing Fiddles of shooting the rabbit, as was well known, and he would
lie again. Fiddles was my friend, my servant--a youth of incorruptible
character. It is true he had been intoxicated the night before, and that
I had in consequence put him to bed, but that was entirely due to the
effects of some very rare wine which he had drunk at a luncheon given
in his honor and mine by our very dear friend the Baroness Morghenslitz,
who had entertained us at her princely home. This, with the heat of the
day, had been, etc., etc.
“The mention of the distinguished woman’s name caused another halt.
Further consultation ensued, resulting in the decision that we all
adjourn to the office of the Mayor. If, after hearing our alibi--one
beyond dispute, and submitting our evidence (Exhibit A, the key, which
they must admit exactly fitted the lock of Fiddles’s bedroom door),
his Honor could still be made to believe the perjured testimony of the
cobbler--Fiddles’s enemy, as had been abundantly proved in the previous
rabbit case, when the same mendacious half-soler and heeler had informed
on my friend--well and good; but if not, then, the resources of my
Government would be set in motion for the young man’s release.
“The Mayor’s first words were: ‘Ah, you have come again, is it, Meinherr
Marny; and it is the same young man, too, Herr Fuddles. Well, well, it
is much trouble that you have.’ (I’d give it to you in German, old man,
but you wouldn’t understand it--this to me in a sort of an aside.)
“Fiddles never moved a muscle of his face. You would have thought that
he was the least interested man in the room. Only once did his features
relax, and that was when the cobbler arrived with his head swathed in
bandages. Then a grim smile flickered about the corners of his mouth, as
if fate had at last overtaken his enemy.
“Of course, the Mayor dismissed the case. Gretchen’s tearful, pleading
face, the landlady’s positive statement of helping put the dear young
gentleman to bed; the key and the use I had made of it; the reluctant
testimony of the officers, who had tried the knob and could not get in
until I had turned the lock, together with the well-known animosity of
the cobbler (and all because Fiddles had ridiculed his workmanship on
a pair of shoes the boy had left with him to be half-soled), turned the
tide in the lad’s favor and sent us all back to the inn rejoicing.
“Some weeks later Fiddles came into my room, locked the door, pulled
down the shades, looked under the bed, in the closet and behind the
curtains, and sat down in front of me. (I had to return to Munich the
next day, and this would be our last night together.)
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