Fifth Avenue (New York, N.Y.); Streets -- New York (State) -- New York
According to the same ingenuous chronicler, the most famous figure in
the social life of the New York of the sixties, the later Petronius, or
the forerunner of Mr. Ward McAllister, was Brown, the sexton of Grace
Church, which, for many years, had been the fashionable centre.
"Arrogant old Isaac Brown," Mrs. Burton Harrison called him in her
"Recollections, Grave and Gay," "the portly sexton who transmitted
invitations for the elect, protested to one of his patronesses that he
really could not undertake to 'run society' beyond Fiftieth Street. To
be married or buried within Grace Church's walls was considered the
height of felicity. It was Brown who passed on worthiness in life or
death. He arranged the parties, engineered the bridals, conducted the
funerals. The Lenten season is a horribly dull season, but we manage to
make our funerals as entertaining as possible"--Brown said, according to
the quoted story. Without Brown no Fifth Avenue function was complete.
"A fashionable lady, about to have a fashionable gathering at her house,
orders her meats from the butcher, her supplies from the grocer, her
cakes and ices from the confectioner; but her invitations she puts in
the hands of Brown. He knows whom to invite and whom to omit. He knows
who will come, who will not come, but will send regrets. In case of a
pinch, he can fill up the list with young men, picked up about town, in
black swallow-tailed coats, white vests, and white cravats, who, in
consideration of a fine supper and a dance, will allow themselves to be
passed off as the sons of distinguished New Yorkers. The city has any
quantity of ragged noblemen, seedy lords from Germany, Hungarian Barons
out at the elbow, members of the European aristocracy who left their
country for their country's good, who can be served up in proper
proportions at a fashionable party when the occasion demands it. No man
knows their haunts better than Brown."
Here is a picture of the famous Brown, drawn by the same pen:
"Brown is a huge fellow, coarse in his features, resembling a
dressed up carman. His face is very red, and on Sundays he
passes up and down the aisles of Grace Church with a peculiar
swagger. He bows strangers into a pew, when he deigns to give
them a seat, with a majestic and patronizing air designed to
impress them with a relishing sense of the obligation he has
conferred upon them."
Later Peter Marie wrote the poem, "Brown of Grace Church," beginning:
"O glorious Brown! thou medley strange,
Of church-yard, ball-room, saint and sinner,
Flying in morn through fashion's range,
And burying mortals after dinner,
Walking one day with invitations,
Passing the next with consecrations."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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