He proved them this—he proved them that— This good but wearisome ascetic; He jumped and thumped upon his hat, He was so very energetic. His Bishop at this moment chanced To pass, and found the road encumbered; He noticed how the Churchman danced, And how his congregation slumbered. The hundred and eleventh head The priest completed of his stricture; “Oh, bosh!” the worthy Bishop said, And walked him off as in the picture. THE YARN OF THE “NANCY BELL.” {44} ’TWAS on the shores that round our coast From Deal to Ramsgate span, That I found alone on a piece of stone An elderly naval man. His hair was weedy, his beard was long, And weedy and long was he, And I heard this wight on the shore recite, In a singular minor key: “Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold, And the mate of the _Nancy_ brig, And a bo’sun tight, and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain’s gig.” And he shook his fists and he tore his hair, Till I really felt afraid, For I couldn’t help thinking the man had been drinking, And so I simply said: “Oh, elderly man, it’s little I know Of the duties of men of the sea, And I’ll eat my hand if I understand However you can be “At once a cook, and a captain bold, And the mate of the _Nancy_ brig, And a bo’sun tight, and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain’s gig.” Then he gave a hitch to his trousers, which Is a trick all seamen larn, And having got rid of a thumping quid, He spun this painful yarn: “’Twas in the good ship _Nancy Bell_ That we sailed to the Indian Sea, And there on a reef we come to grief, Which has often occurred to me. “And pretty nigh all the crew was drowned (There was seventy-seven o’ soul), And only ten of the _Nancy’s_ men Said ‘Here!’ to the muster-roll. “There was me and the cook and the captain bold, And the mate of the _Nancy_ brig, And the bo’sun tight, and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain’s gig. “For a month we’d neither wittles nor drink, Till a-hungry we did feel, So we drawed a lot, and, accordin’ shot The captain for our meal. “The next lot fell to the _Nancy’s_ mate, And a delicate dish he made; Then our appetite with the midshipmite We seven survivors stayed. “And then we murdered the bo’sun tight, And he much resembled pig; Then we wittled free, did the cook and me, On the crew of the captain’s gig. “Then only the cook and me was left, And the delicate question, ‘Which Of us two goes to the kettle?’ arose, And we argued it out as sich. “For I loved that cook as a brother, I did, And the cook he worshipped me; But we’d both be blowed if we’d either be stowed In the other chap’s hold, you see.