Fu' dat man wuz sho a preacher; had a voice jes like a bull; So der ain't no use in sayin' dat de meetin' house wuz full. Folks wuz der f'om Big Pine Hollow, some come 'way f'om Muddy Creek, Some come jes to stay fu' Sunday, but de crowd stay'd thoo de week. Some come ridin' in top-buggies wid de w'eels all painted red, Pulled by mules dat run like rabbits, each one tryin' to git ahead. Othah po'rer folks come drivin' mules dat leaned up 'ginst de shaf', Hitched to broke-down, creaky wagons dat looked like dey'd drap in half. But de bigges' crowd come walkin', wid der new shoes on der backs; 'Scuse wuz dat dey couldn't weah em 'cause de heels wuz full o' tacks. Fact is, it's a job for Job, a-trudgin' in de sun an' heat, Down a long an' dusty clay road wid yo' shoes packed full o' feet. 'Cose dey stopt an' put dem shoes on w'en dey got mos' to de do'; Den dey had to grin an' bear it; dat tuk good religion sho. But I mos' forgot ma story,--well at las' dat Sunday came And it seemed dat evehbody, blin' an' deef, an' halt an' lame, Wuz out in de grove a-waitin' fu' de meetin' to begin; Ef dat crowd had got converted 'twould a been de end o' sin. Lize wuz der in all her glory, purty ez a big sunflowah, I kin 'member how she looked jes same ez 'twuz dis ve'y houah. But to make ma story shorter, w'ile we wuz a-waitin' der, Down de road we spied a cloud o' dus' dat filled up all de air. An' ez we kep' on a-lookin', out f'om 'mongst dat ve'y cloud, Sam, on Marse John's big mule, Caesar, rode right slam up in de crowd. You jes oughtah seed dat darkey, 'clar I like tah loss ma bref; Fu' to use a common 'spression, he wuz 'bout nigh dressed to def. He had slipped to town dat Sat'day, didn't let nobody know, An' had car'yd all his cash an' lef it in de dry goods sto'. He had on a bran' new suit o' sto'-bought clo'es, a high plug hat; He looked 'zactly like a gen'man, tain't no use d'nyin' dat. W'en he got down off dat mule an' bowed to Liza I could see How she looked at him so 'dmirin', an' jes kinder glanced at me. Den I know'd to win dat gal, I sho would need some othah means 'Sides a-hangin' 'round big meetin' in a suit o' homespun jeans. W'en dey blow'd de ho'n fu' preachin', an' de crowd all went inside, I jes felt ez doh I'd like tah go off in de woods an' hide. So I stay'd outside de meetin', set'n underneat' de trees, Seemed to me I sot der ages, wid ma elbows on ma knees. W'en dey sung dat hymn, "Nobody knows de trouble dat I see," Seem'd to me dat dey wuz singin' eveh word o' it fu' me. Jes how long I might ha' sot der, actin' like a cussed fool, I don't know, but it jes happen'd dat I look'd an' saw Sam's mule. An' de thought come slowly tricklin' thoo ma brain right der an' den, Dat, perhaps, wid some persuasion, I could make dat mule ma fren'.