Science fiction; Short stories; Time travel -- Fiction
"Didn't what?" George demanded as several men ran out to them with
umbrellas.
"I never said yes," Eddie told him, but the thunder all but drowned him
out. "I never said yes!" he fairly screamed.
Since everyone had heard him that time, the ceremony had to begin anew.
"Do you, Edward...."
_Better, better that you don't, Eddie._
"Will you _please_ be quiet and let me make up my own mind?"
"Eddie!" This was George.
"... to have and to hold, through...."
Judy was trying vainly to pull the entire length of her gown under the
umbrella and the fact that she couldn't made her pout. Her makeup was
running in the rain too--and quite suddenly she looked rather unpretty.
Definitely positively irrevocably unpretty--a younger thinner somewhat
more attractive image of her mother. A thoroughly revolting thought.
"Uh-unh," said Eddie.
_You tell 'em, Eddie-boy._
"_Uh-unh._"
George whispered, "What does that mean? Say yes so everyone can hear
you, especially with this thunder."
"That doesn't mean yes," Eddie explained patiently. But then, because
the thunder roared still louder, he shouted, "In fact, it means the
opposite of yes."
_You tell 'em, Eddie._
"It means that this is all a mistake. I will not marry Judy. The answer
to the question is no, _no_, NO!"
No one did anything. They all just stood there, looking at him, and
Judy even forgot to see how the rain was ruining her gown. Eddie became
embarrassed--they all just stared. Presently he kissed Judy's cheek
politely, said he was sorry, turned on his heel and strode down the
muddy aisle.
Everyone looked but no one tried to stop him.
The voice said, _You told 'em, Eddie. You sure told 'em!_
He took a hot shower and it made him feel much better. When he
finished and got into a pair of dungarees and a tee-shirt and lit a
cigarette, the bell rang. It was George.
"I ought to punch your nose, Eddie Amhurst."
_Don't let him talk that way, Eddie._ Until now the voice had been
silent since the ruined ceremony.
"Don't talk to me that way. Just because she was your cousin and just
because you introduced us on a blind date--"
_Splat!_ Something hit Eddie's nose, just as had been predicted and he
sat down on the floor.
_He_ hit _you! Get up and knock the stuffing out of him, Eddie._
Eddie's nose bled easily. It was bleeding now. He stood up and George
hit him again and then his nose was bleeding more than ever.
This time Eddie sat there and did not try to get up. He knew there were
about nine quarts of blood in his body and he must have lost at least a
quart by now.
George readjusted his high hat. He took a step towards the door but
never reached it. A big redwood bookend took off from an end-table and
thudded against the side of his head. His high hat fell off and he sat
down next to Eddie, muttering something about hitting him from behind.
The voice said, _I couldn't bear to let you take a beating. If you
can't defend yourself, then I've got to do it for you._
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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