“We’ll find out pretty quick what’s wanted,” replied Joe. “What we
should have, though, is a lighter. Guess we’d better have some matches
on the showcase until we can get a lighter. You tend shop, Jack, and
I’ll go and get some.” When he returned from a trip around the corner
to the nearest grocery Ole had departed, but the second elevator
attendant had taken his place. He was a younger lad, short and stocky
and red-cheeked, with a wealth of assurance and a fine command of
slang. His name was Walter. There was probably more to it, but the boys
never learned it. Walter was equally complimentary.
“Some stand, kiddoes, believe me,” he affirmed. “All to the cheese.
Say, what kind o’ cigs do you handle? Got any Moorish Beauties?”
“No, we haven’t,” said Jack.
“You ought to, then. They’re the best. Lots o’ fellers smokes Beauties.”
“We’ve got six sorts there,” laughed Joe, “and it seems we haven’t the
right ones yet. Ole says we ought to keep Scimitars.”
Walter sniffed. “Huh, they ain’t no good. Punk! Beauties is the brand
for you. Got any novels?”
“Novels? No. Just magazines.”
“I mean nickel novels. ‘Dick Dashaway’ and ‘Bull’s-Eye Bob’ and them.
Ain’t you goin’ to have none o’ them?”
“I think not,” replied Joe drily. “You see, if we kept them we might
not attend to business we’d be so busy reading them.”
The irony was lost on Walter, however. “That’s so. They’re swell
novels, take it from me. There’s one of ’em――Oh, gee, there’s a guy
wants to be dropped!” And Walter disgustedly returned to his car,
slammed the door and shot upward.
“What time is it?” asked Jack. “My watch has stopped.”
“Nearly half-past four,” replied Joe. “I wonder who will be our first
customer.”
“Maybe there won’t be one! Say, we’ve forgotten the money box.”
“I know. But we don’t need to put that out except when we’re not here.
We――we might see how it looks, though.”
Joe went behind, produced a japanned tin box with a slot in the lid and
a small brass padlock on the hasp and set it on the showcase. On the
front of the box was printed in white letters: “Help yourself and drop
the money here.”
“How does it look?” he asked.
“All right. But, say, Joey, wouldn’t it be a joke if someone
absent-mindedly walked off with the box some day?”
“The funniest kind of a joke!”
“How would it do to chain it?” continued Jack.
“Well, it would look a bit funny, wouldn’t it, to trust folks as to put
their money in the box and then chain the box down?”
“I don’t see――――” began Jack. But just then an elevator descended, the
door opened, and out walked Mr. Adams.
“Ready for business, eh, boys? Well, you look very nice, very nice,
indeed. Hm; cigars, cigarettes, magazines, candy――quite a stock of
goods. Got any Vista de Isla cigars? I see you haven’t, though. It
might pay you to keep a box, boys. I run out of them now and then
and I might as well get them from you as send around to the club for
them. Well, I’ll take a _Recorder_, I guess. Have to patronise home
industries, you know.”
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