CRAWSHAW. Antony Clifton. MARGARET. Yes, he's left you fifty thousand pounds, together with the name of Wurzley-Fothergill-- CRAWSHAW. Wurzel--oh, well, never mind. MARGARET. Yes, well, you tell the solicitor that you will take the fifty thousand pounds, but you don't want the name. It's too absurd, when everybody knows of Robert Crawshaw, M.P., to expect you to call yourself Wurzley-Fothergill. CRAWSHAW (impatiently). Yes, yes. The point is that this Mr. Clifton has left me the money on _condition_ that I change my name. If I don't take the name, I don't take the money. MARGARET. But is that legal? CRAWSHAW. Perfectly. It is often done. People change their names on succeeding to some property. MARGARET. I thought it was only when your name was Moses and you changed it to Talbot. CRAWSHAW (to himself). Wurzel-Flummery! MARGARET. I wonder why he left you the money at all. Of course it was very nice of him, but if you didn't know him--Why do you think he did, dear? CRAWSHAW. I know no more than this letter. I suppose he had--ah--followed my career, and was--ah--interested in it, and being a man with no relations, felt that he could--ah--safely leave this money to me. No doubt Wurzel-Flummery was his mother's maiden name, or the name of some other friend even dearer to him; he wished the name--ah--perpetuated, perhaps even recorded not unworthily in the history of our country, and--ah--made this will accordingly. In a way it is a kind of--ah--sacred trust. MARGARET. Then, of course, you'll accept it, dear? CRAWSHAW. It requires some consideration. I have my career to think about, my duty to my country. MARGARET. Of course, dear. Money is a great help in politics, isn't it? CRAWSHAW. Money wisely spent is a help in any profession. The view of riches which socialists and suchlike people profess to take is entirely ill-considered. A rich man, who spends his money thoughtfully, is serving his country as nobly as anybody. MARGARET. Yes, dear. Then you think we _could_ have that second car and the house in Curzon Street? CRAWSHAW. We must not be led away. Fifty thousand pounds, properly invested, is only two thousand a year. When you have deducted the income-tax--and the tax on unearned income is extremely high just now-- MARGARET. Oh, but surely if we have to call ourselves Wurzel-Flummery it would count as _earned_ income. CRAWSHAW. I fear not. Strictly speaking, all money is earned. Even if it is left to you by another, it is presumably left to you in recognition of certain outstanding qualities which you possess. But Parliament takes a different view. I do not for a moment say that fifty thousand pounds would not be welcome. Fifty pounds is certainly not to be sneezed at-- MARGARET. I should think not, indeed!