MRS. WESTERN. You're sure?
MARTIN. Quite sure, madam. They were all downstairs, having their supper.
MRS. WESTERN. Most mysterious! Incomprehensible!
JUDGE. [_Looking at his watch._] Past nine! We shall plunge into the
play--like body-snatchers, looking for the corpse of the plot--and we
shall never know what it was that the heroine did.
MRS. WESTERN. [_Ignoring him, to_ MARTIN.] Smithers I'll answer for.
MARTIN. Oh yes, madam. If I _might_ make a suggestion--
MRS. WESTERN. Well?
MARTIN. It couldn't have fallen anywhere into your dress, madam?
MRS. WESTERN. Nonsense, how could it? [_She gets up and shakes herself._]
Absurd. [_She sits again._
MARTIN. Into your cloak?
MRS. WESTERN. Silk! No. That'll do, Martin. You might help the others
outside. [MARTIN _goes._
JUDGE. [_With a step forward._] Now, admirable sister--
MRS. WESTERN. Didn't it strike you that Martin's manner was rather
strange?
HARVEY. [_Fretfully._] Really you _must_ not suspect the servants!
MRS. WESTERN. [_Turning to him._] _Must_ not--must! That's scarcely the
way to speak to me, Harvey.
HARVEY. [_Deprecatingly._] My dear--
MRS. WESTERN. And I wasn't suspecting--I was merely asking a question of
my brother.
JUDGE. Come, Alice, let's go.
MRS. WESTERN. [_Shaking her head._] You three go. You'll excuse me.
JUDGE. [_Cheerfully._] If you insist--
MRS. BANKET. [_Coming forward._] No, no. _Do_ come, Alice!
MRS. WESTERN. I can't--I'm so puzzled. [_With a sudden idea._] Oh!
HARVEY. [_Who is behind her to the left, between her and the_ JUDGE.]
What? Have you found it?
MRS. WESTERN. No, no--of course not. But ring, please, will you?
HARVEY. Why?
MRS. WESTERN, I want you to ring. [_He presses the bell by the
fireplace._] I just remember Miss Farren came in while we were having
coffee.
HARVEY. [_Indignantly._] Alice!
MRS. WESTERN. I asked her to write a card to Harrod's--she'll have written
it in here.
HARVEY. [_Angrily._] I say--really!
MRS. WESTERN. [_Coldly._] No need to snub me again--before our guests! I
need scarcely say I am not _suspecting_ Miss Farren--but in justice to
her--
MRS. BANKET. But, Alice, she'll have gone out--you told her she might--
MRS. WESTERN. Only to her sister's close by--and she may not have gone
yet. Why don't they answer the bell? Ring again, Harvey.
JUDGE. The poor things are still searching.
HARVEY. [_Firmly._] Alice, I protest, I do indeed--
MRS. WESTERN. Don't be so foolishly sentimental--it's ridiculous at your
age. The young woman is in my employ, as governess to my children. [MARTIN
_comes in._] Has Miss Farren gone out yet?
MARTIN. No, madam. I believe she's in her room, dressing.
MRS. WESTERN. Ask her to come.
MARTIN. Yes, madam. [_He goes._
JUDGE. [_Shaking his head._] No sense of proportion, that's the
truth--they've no sense of proportion.
MRS. BANKET. Tom!
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