Flatland: A Romance of Many DimensionsAbbott, Edwin Abbott
Science
Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions
Abbott, Edwin Abbott
Fourth dimension
For this reason, among our Higher Classes, “Feeling” is discouraged or
absolutely forbidden. From the cradle their children, instead of going to
the Public Elementary schools (where the art of Feeling is taught,) are
sent to higher Seminaries of an exclusive character; and at our
illustrious University, to “feel” is regarded as a most serious fault,
involving Rustication for the first offence, and Expulsion for the
second.
But among the lower classes the art of Sight Recognition is regarded as
an unattainable luxury. A common Tradesman cannot afford to let his son
spend a third of his life in abstract studies. The children of the poor
are therefore allowed to “feel” from their earliest years, and they gain
thereby a precocity and an early vivacity which contrast at first most
favourably with the inert, undeveloped, and listless behaviour of the
half-instructed youths of the Polygonal class; but when the latter have
at last completed their University course, and are prepared to put their
theory into practice, the change that comes over them may almost be
described as a new birth, and in every art, science, and social pursuit
they rapidly overtake and distance their Triangular competitors.
Only a few of the Polygonal Class fail to pass the Final Test or Leaving
Examination at the University. The condition of the unsuccessful minority
is truly pitiable. Rejected from the higher class, they are also despised
by the lower. They have neither the matured and systematically trained
powers of the Polygonal Bachelors and Masters of Arts, nor yet the native
precocity and mercurial versatility of the youthful Tradesman. The
professions, the public services are closed against them; and though in
most States they are not actually debarred from marriage, yet they have
the greatest difficulty in forming suitable alliances, as experience
shows that the offspring of such unfortunate and ill-endowed parents is
generally itself unfortunate, if not positively Irregular.
It is from these specimens of the refuse of our Nobility that the great
Tumults and Seditions of past ages have generally derived their leaders;
and so great is the mischief thence arising that an increasing minority
of our more progressive Statesmen are of opinion that true mercy would
dictate their entire suppression, by enacting that all who fail to pass
the Final Examination of the University should be either imprisoned for
life, or extinguished by a painless death.
But I find myself digressing into the subject of Irregularities, a matter
of such vital interest that it demands a separate section.
§ 7.—_Of Irregular Figures._
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