Flatland: A Romance of Many DimensionsAbbott, Edwin Abbott
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Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions
Abbott, Edwin Abbott
Fourth dimension
Many a promising child is sacrificed in this way. Scarcely one out of ten
survives. Yet so strong is the parental ambition among those Polygons who
are, as it were, on the fringe of the Circular class, that it is very
rare to find a Nobleman of that position in society, who has neglected to
place his first-born son in the Circular Neo-Therapeutic Gymnasium before
he has attained the age of a month.
One year determines success or failure. At the end of that time the child
has, in all probability, added one more to the tombstones that crowd the
Neo-Therapeutic Cemetery; but on rare occasions a glad procession bears
back the little one to his exultant parents, no longer a Polygon, but a
Circle, at least by courtesy: and a single instance of so blessed a
result induces multitudes of Polygonal parents to submit to similar
domestic sacrifices, which have a dissimilar issue.
§ 12.—_Of the Doctrine of our Priests._
As to the doctrine of the Circles it may briefly be summed up in a single
maxim, “Attend to your Configuration.” Whether political, ecclesiastical,
or moral, all their teaching has for its object the improvement of
individual and collective Configuration—with special reference of course
to the Configuration of the Circles, to which all other objects are
subordinated.
It is the merit of the Circles that they have effectually suppressed
those ancient heresies which led men to waste energy and sympathy in the
vain belief that conduct depends upon will, effort, training,
encouragement, praise, or anything else but Configuration. It was
Pantocyclus—the illustrious Circle mentioned above, as the queller of the
Colour Revolt—who first convinced mankind that Configuration makes the
man; that if, for example, you are born an Isosceles with two uneven
sides, you will assuredly go wrong unless you have them made even—for
which purpose you must go to the Isosceles Hospital; similarly, if you
are a Triangle, or Square, or even a Polygon, born with any Irregularity,
you must be taken to one of the Regular Hospitals to have your disease
cured; otherwise you will end your days in the State Prison or by the
angle of the State Executioner.
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