Flatland: A Romance of Many DimensionsAbbott, Edwin Abbott
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Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions
Abbott, Edwin Abbott
Fourth dimension
The most common form for the construction of a house is five-sided or
pentagonal, as in the annexed figure. The two Northern sides _RO_, _OF_,
constitute the roof, and for the most part have no doors; on the East is
a small door for the Women; on the West a much larger one for the Men;
the South side or floor is usually doorless.
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Square and triangular houses are not allowed, and for this reason. The
angles of a Square (and still more those of an equilateral Triangle)
being much more pointed than those of a Pentagon, and the lines of
inanimate objects (such as houses) being dimmer than the lines of Men and
Women, it follows that there is no little danger lest the points of a
square or triangular house residence might do serious injury to an
inconsiderate or perhaps absent-minded traveller suddenly running against
them: and therefore, as early as the eleventh century of our era,
triangular houses were universally forbidden by Law, the only exceptions
being fortifications, powder-magazines, barracks, and other state
buildings, which it is not desirable that the general public should
approach without circumspection.
At this period, square houses were still everywhere permitted, though
discouraged by a special tax. But, about three centuries afterwards, the
Law decided that in all towns containing a population above ten thousand,
the angle of a Pentagon was the smallest house-angle that could be
allowed consistently with the public safety. The good sense of the
community has seconded the efforts of the Legislature; and now, even in
the country, the pentagonal construction has superseded every other. It
is only now and then in some very remote and backward agricultural
district that an antiquarian may still discover a square house.
§ 3.—_Concerning the Inhabitants of Flatland._
The greatest length or breadth of a full-grown inhabitant of Flatland may
be estimated at about eleven of your inches. Twelve inches may be
regarded as a maximum.
Our Women are Straight Lines.
Our Soldiers and Lowest Classes of Workmen are Triangles with two equal
sides, each about eleven inches long, and a base or third side so short
(often not exceeding half an inch) that they form at their vertices a
very sharp and formidable angle. Indeed when their bases are of the most
degraded type (not more than the eighth part of an inch in size), they
can hardly be distinguished from Straight Lines or Women; so extremely
pointed are their vertices. With us, as with you, these Triangles are
distinguished from others by being called Isosceles; and by this name I
shall refer to them in the following pages.
Our Middle Class consists of Equilateral or Equal-sided Triangles.
Our Professional Men and Gentlemen are Squares (to which class I myself
belong) and Five-sided figures or Pentagons.
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