Flatland: A Romance of Many DimensionsAbbott, Edwin Abbott
Science
Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions
Abbott, Edwin Abbott
Fourth dimension
In some of the States there is an additional Law forbidding Females,
under penalty of death, from walking or standing in any public place
without moving their backs constantly from right to left so as to
indicate their presence to those behind them; others oblige a Woman, when
travelling, to be followed by one of her sons, or servants, or by her
husband; others confine Women altogether to their houses except during
the religious festivals. But it has been found by the wisest of our
Circles or Statesmen that the multiplication of restrictions on Females
tends not only to the debilitation and diminution of the race, but also
to the increase of domestic murders to such an extent that a State loses
more than it gains by a too prohibitive Code.
For whenever the temper of the Women is thus exasperated by confinement
at home or hampering regulations abroad, they are apt to vent their
spleen upon their husbands and children; and in the less temperate
climates the whole male population of a village has been sometimes
destroyed in one or two hours of simultaneous female outbreak. Hence the
Three Laws, mentioned above, suffice for the better regulated States, and
may be accepted as a rough exemplification of our Female Code.
After all, our principal safeguard is found, not in Legislature, but in
the interests of the Women themselves. For, although they can inflict
instantaneous death by a retrograde movement, yet unless they can at once
disengage their stinging extremity from the struggling body of their
victim, their own frail bodies are liable to be shattered.
The power of Fashion is also on our side. I pointed out that in some less
civilised States no female is suffered to stand in any public place
without swaying her back from right to left. This practice has been
universal among ladies of any pretensions to breeding in all
well-governed States, as far back as the memory of Figures can reach. It
is considered a disgrace to any State that legislation should have to
enforce what ought to be, and is in every respectable female, a natural
instinct. The rhythmical and, if I may so say, well-modulated undulation
of the back in our ladies of Circular rank is envied and imitated by the
wife of a common Equilateral, who can achieve nothing beyond a mere
monotonous swing, like the ticking of a pendulum; and the regular tick of
the Equilateral is no less admired and copied by the wife of the
progressive and aspiring Isosceles, in the females of whose family no
“back-motion” of any kind has become as yet a necessity of life. Hence,
in every family of position and consideration, “back motion” is as
prevalent as time itself; and the husbands and sons in these households
enjoy immunity at least from invisible attacks.
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