"Well, then," said I, "it's this way, dear James. . . . You behold
seated opposite to you on the right of the fireplace, and smoking the
beast of a brier pipe with the modesty of true genius, a Scientific
Man--a Savant, shall I say?--of European reputation. It isn't quite
European just yet: but it's going to be, which is better."
"I always prophesied it," said Jimmy. "What's it going to be _for_?"
"Listen," said I. "Having received (as you assure us) a liberal
education, either at Eton or B.N.C., you probably made acquaintance
with that beautiful poem by Dr. Isaac Watts beginning--"
'Let dogs delight to bark and bite-'
"Continue the quotation, with brief notes on any obscurities."
"Certainly," said Jimmy.
'Let dogs delight to bark and bite,
'Tis manners so to do--'
"No, that sounds a bit off."
'Let dogs delight to bark and bite,
For God hath made them so;
Let bears and lions growl and fight,
For 'tis their nature toe.'
"Good boy!" said I. "Now that's where Dr. Watts--"
"Don't interrupt," said Jimmy. "It isn't manners so to do, when I'm
just getting into my stride--"
'But, children, you should never let
Such angry passions rise:
Your little hands were never made
To tear each other's eyes . . .'
"Please, I don't know any more."
"Nor need you," I assured him, "for, according to Jack, it's
completely out of date."
"'M'yes!" Jimmy agreed. "But he won't get a European reputation by
discovering _that_. They don't tear each other's eyes at the N.S.C.,
even--it's against the rules. Come and see for yourself, Professor."
"Angry passions," I went on patiently; "envy, hatred, and malice--
especially hatred--are Jack's special lay; the Grand Research we call
it. Take simple anger, for instance. What is it makes a man angry?"
"Lots of things. . . . Being called a liar, for one."
Foe took the mischief in the boy's eye, and let out a laugh.
"I can't be angry with _you_, anyway. Go on, Roddy. You're doing it
quite well so far, though I'm almost too sleepy to listen."
"It isn't as simple as you think," I pursued seriously (but glad
enough in my heart to have heard Jack laugh--he wasn't given to
laughter at any time). "All sorts of things happen inside you; all
sorts of mechanisms start working: nerves and muscles, of course, but
even in the blood-vessels there's a change of the corpuscles as per
order--you put an insult into the slot and they do the rest.
The levers of the machine--the brakes, clutches and the rest are in
the forebrain: that's where you change gear when you want to struggle
with suppressed emotion, run her slow or let her all out: and that's
what Jack means to do with us before he has finished. Does he want
us to love or to hate?--He'll press a button, and we shall do the
rest, automatically. He will call on a Foreign Minister or an
ambassador and make or avert a European War. He will dictate--"
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