So she too sat down with her father and mother, and wept into the well.
They had sat there a good while when John comes to them.
“What has made you so sad?” asked he.
So the father told him what had occurred, and said that he should be
afraid to let him have his daughter seeing her child might fall into
the well.
“You are three fools,” said the young man, when he had heard him to an
end, and leaving them, he thought over whether he should try to get
Jane for his wife or not. At length he decided that he would marry her
if he could find three people more foolish than her and her father and
mother. He put on his boots and went out.
“I will walk till I wear these boots out,” said he, “and if I find
three more foolish people before I am barefoot, I will marry her.”
So he went on, and walked very far till he came to a barn, at the
door of which stood a man with a shovel in his hands. He seemed to be
working very hard, shovelling the air in at the door.
“What are you doing?” asked John.
“I am shovelling in the sunbeams,” replied the man, “to ripen the corn.”
“Why don’t you have the corn out in the sun for it to ripen it?” asked
John.
“Good,” said the man. “Why, I never thought of that! Good luck to you,
for you have saved me many a weary day’s work.”
“That’s fool number one,” said John, and went on.
He travelled a long way, until one day he came to a cottage, against
the wall of it was placed a ladder, and a man was trying to pull a cow
up it by means of a rope, one end of which was round the cow’s neck.
“What are you about?” asked John.
“Why,” replied the man, “I want the cow up on the roof to eat off that
fine tuft of grass you see growing there.”
“Why don’t you cut the grass and give it to the cow?” asked John.
“Why, now, I never thought of that!” answered the man. “So I will, of
course, and many thanks, for many a good cow have I killed in trying to
get it up there.”
“That’s fool number two,” said John to himself.
He walked on a long way, thinking there were more fools in the world
than he had thought, and wondering what would be the next one he should
meet. He had to wait a long time, however, and to walk very far, and
his boots were almost worn out before he found another.
One day, however, he came to a field, in the middle of which he saw
a pair of trousers standing up, being held up by sticks. A man was
running about them and jumping over and over them.
“Hullo!” cried John. “What are you about?”
“Why,” said the man, “what need is there to ask? Don’t you see I want
to get the trousers on?” so saying he took two or three more runs and
jumps, but always jumped either to this side or that of the trousers.
“Why don’t you take the trousers and draw them on?” asked John.
“Good,” said the man. “Why, I never thought of it! Many thanks. I only
wish you had come before, for I have lost a great deal of time in
trying to jump into them.”
“That,” said John, “is fool number three.”
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