Jwohnny, Git oot! (Ibid.) 40 The Runaway Wedding (Ibid.) 43 Billy Watson’ Lonning (Ibid.) 46 Lone and Weary (Ibid.) 50 T’ Clean Ned o’ Kes’ick (Ibid.) 53 Ben Wells (Ibid.) 57 Sannter Bella (Ibid.) 60 Branthet Neùk Boggle (Ibid.) 63 Mary Ray and Me (Ibid.) 73 The Bannasyde Cairns (High Furness.) 76 Betty Yewdale (Ibid.) 82 The Skulls of Calgarth (Westmorland.) 89 Māp’ment (High Furness.) 101 Oxenfell Dobby (Ibid.) 104 Meenie Bell (Dumfriesshire.) 113 A Lockerbye Lyck (Old Scotch.) 116 The Farmers’ Wives o’ Annandale (Dumfriesshire.) 128 A Reminiscence of Corrie (Ibid.) 131 Reminiscences of Lockerbie (Ibid.) 143 Yan o’ t’ Elect (Cumberland.) 151 Keàtie Curbison’s Cat (Ibid.) 157 Joseph Thompson’s Thumb (Ibid.) 160 Cursty Benn (Ibid.) 168 Tom Railton’s White Spats (Ibid.) 172 A Sneck Possett (Ibid.) 180 Remarks on the Cumberland Dialect 183 Glossary 189 JOE AND THE GEOLOGIST.