African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Southern States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Miss Marfy, Miss Callena: Miss Callena, Miss Marfy,” repeated Mr. Taft,
as he stood musing after his visitor had gone.
It may have been zeal in the cause of his good friend, or it may have
been some very natural desire for appreciation of his own merits, that
prompted Alonzo Taft to dress with such extreme care for his visit to
Miss Callena Johnson on the next night. He did explain his haste to make
the call by telling himself that if he was going to do anything for Mr.
Dunkin he had better be about it. But this anxiety on his protégé’s
account did not explain why he put on his fawn-coloured waistcoat, which
he had never once worn when visiting Miss Martha, nor why he needed
to be so extraordinarily long in tying his bow tie. His beaver was
rubbed and caressed until it shone again. Major Richardson himself had
not looked better in that blue Prince Albert coat, when it was a year
newer. Thus arrayed, stepping manfully and twirling a tiny cane, did the
redoubtable Mr. Taft set out for the conquest of Miss Callena Johnson. It
is just possible that it was Alonzo’s absorption in his own magnificence
that made him forgetfully walk down the very street on which Miss Martha
Madison’s cottage was situated. Miss Martha was at the gate. He looked up
and saw her, but too late to retreat.
“La! Mistah Taf’,” said Miss Martha, smiling as she opened the gate for
him. “I wasn’t expectin’ you dis evenin’. Walk right in.”
“I—I—I—thank you, Miss Marfy, thank you,” replied the dark beau, a bit
confused but stepping through the gateway. “It’s a mighty fine evenin’
we’re havin’.”
“I don’t wunner you taken yo’se’f out fu’ a walk. I was thinkin’ ’bout
goin’ out myse’f ontwell I seen you comin’ along. You mus’ ’a’ been
mighty tuk up wif de weathah, ’cause you hahdly knowed when you got to
de gate. I thought you was a-goin’ to pass on by.”
“Oh, I couldn’t pass dis gate. I’m so used to comin’ hyeah dat I reckon
my feet ’u’d jes’ tu’n up de walk of dey own accord.”
“Dey didn’t tu’n up dat walk much Sunday. Whaih was you all day aftah
mo’nin’ chu’ch? I ’spected you up in de aft’noon.”
“I—I—would ’a’ been”—Mr. Taft was beginning to writhe upon his chair—“but
I had to go out to mek some calls.”
“Oh, yes,” retorted Miss Martha, good-naturedly, “I reckon you was one o’
dem gent’mans dat was settin’ up at de schoolteachah’s house.”
“I fu’ one was callin’ on Miss Callena. Hit’s only propah when a strange
lady come to town fu’ de gent’men to call an’ pay deir ’spects.”
“I reckon hit ain’t propah fu’ de gent’mans to tek none o’ de ladies to
call.”
“I ain’t ’scussin’ dat,” said Mr. Taft, with some acerbity.
“Of co’se you ain’t. Well, hit ain’t none o’ my bus’ness, to be sho. I
ain’t thinkin’ nothin’ ’bout myse’f or none o’ de things you been sayin’
to me. But all I got to say is, you bettah leave Miss Callena, as you
call huh, alone, ’cause evahbody say ol’ man Dunkin got his eyes sot on
huh, an’ he gwine to win. Dey do say, too, dat he outsot you all, Sunday.”
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