African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Southern States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Nothing could have hurt Alonzo Taft’s pride more than this, or more
thoroughly aroused his dignity.
“Ef I wanted Miss Callena Johnson,” he said, “I wouldn’t stan’ back fu’
nobody like ol’ man Dunkin.”
“I reckon you wouldn’t, but you might set in an’ git jes’ nachully sot
back;” and Martha laughed maliciously.
“I ain’t boastin’ ’bout what I could do ef I had a min’ to, but I ’low ef
I wan’ed to set my cap fu’ any young lady, I wouldn’t be feared o’ no ol’
man dat don’t know nothin’ but hogs an’ chickens.”
“Nevah min’! Dem hogs an’ chickens fetches money, an’ dat’s what yo’ fine
city ladies wants, an’ don’t you fu’git it.”
“Money ain’t a-gwine to mek no ol’ man young.”
“De ol’ man wa’n’t too ol’ to outset you all young men anyhow.”
“Dey’s somep’n’ mo’ to cou’tin’ ’sides settin’.”
“Yes, but a long set an’ a long pocket is mighty big evidence.”
“I don’t keer ef it is. Wha—what’s de use of argyin’? I do’ want Miss
Callena nohow—I do’ want huh.”
“You stahted de argyment; I didn’t staht it. You ain’t goin’, is you?”
“I got to go,” said Alonzo, with his hand on the door-knob; “I done
ovahstayed my time now.”
“Whaih you gwine to?”
“I—I—oh, I’m goin’ down de street. Don’ ax whaih I’m a-goin’ to, Miss
Marfy; it ain’t good raisin’.”
“I unnerstan’ you, ’Lonzo Taf’. I unnerstood you when you fus’ come in,
all rigged out in yo’ fines’ clothes. You did’n’ ’low to stop hyeah
nohow. You gwine down to see dat teachah, dat’s whaih you gwine.”
“Well, s’posin’ I am, s’posin’ I am?”
“Well, s’posin’ you is,” repeated Miss Martha. “Why, go on. But I hope
you won’t run acrost ol’ man Dunkin ag’in an’ git outsot.”
“I ain’t afeard o’ runnin’ acrost ol’ man Dunkin,” said Alonzo, as he
went out; and he smiled an inscrutable smile.
Martha watched him as he went down the street and faded into the
darkness. Then she went in and locked her door.
“I don’t keer,” she said to herself, “I don’t keer a bit. Ef he wants
huh, he kin go ’long an’ git huh. I ’low she’ll be glad enough to have
him. I ain’t gwine to try an’ hol’ him a bit.” Then, to fortify her
resolution, she buried her face in her apron and sobbed out the fulness
of her heart.
Mr. Taft’s good-humour and gallantry came back to him as he knocked at
Eli Thompson’s door and asked for the teacher. Yes, she was in, and came
smiling into the front room to see him. He carefully picked his phrases
of greeting, shook her hand gently, and hoped that she was enjoying good
health.
Alonzo rather prided himself on the elegance of his conversation. His
mind rebelled against the idea of having to talk hogs to this divine
creature, and for some one else besides.
“Reely, Miss Callena, I do’ know as de gent’men ought to bothah you by
callin’ ’roun’ in de evenin’. Haid wo’k is so hahd dat aftah yo’ dooties
endurin’ de day you mus’ be mos’ nigh wo’ out when night comes.”
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