Mrs. Turle, anxious for perfect harmony, and knowing--also sharing--the
local skepticism regarding Mrs. Clutton’s husband, put in blandly:
“Mr. Clutton is a journalist. He has gone for a tour round the world.”
“Oh!”
Maria Furlonger’s wide smile full in Mrs. Clutton’s face was a little
dangerous.
Mrs. Turle added quite irrelevantly:
“Poor Mrs. Peter Hone has another baby. That’s twelve.”
“Sympathy is wasted on the poorer classes,” Mrs. Clutton put in, with
her calm, dogmatic air. “You pet them too much. Once it was lap-dogs;
now it’s paupers. Any old dame with a clean apron and a courtesy, any
old man with his trousers tied round the calf and his chin like
stubble, can take you in. Merely a question of livery! Now, it is the
man in the top hat who wants petting--the man who is at his wits’ end
to keep up his insurance payments.”
The tea bell rang. They all filed solemnly into the dining-room.
Maria Furlonger, who was rather taken with Pamela’s silence, which, of
course, meant modesty, began to tell her graciously about the old Manor
House at Carrsland, where her father, Jethro’s mother’s brother, had
been born.
“It’s a very old place. There is a moat all round. It has been filled
up.”
“I am so glad it has been filled,” cried another cousin. “It was so
awkward, so dangerous. You see”--addressing herself to Pamela--“it was
just under the drawing-room window, and a lady might so easily have
fallen out. What a terrible thing it would be for a lady to fall out of
her own drawing-room window--into a moat!”
“When ladies have a tendency that way they should sign the pledge,”
said Mrs. Clutton tersely.
Nancy, meeting her mother’s diplomatic eye, rushed into the breach:
“Have you heard about the nice butcher boy?”
“That boy at Churnside’s?”
“Yes. He has stolen ten pounds. They have arrested him.”
“Dishonesty on a small scale never pays,” said Mrs. Clutton. “Honesty
is really the best policy--now that we have such an excellent police
force.”
She was putting on her gloves, and they looked at each other with
secret satisfaction. She seemed anxious to go. She looked as if the
double row of placid faces irritated her. Mrs. Turle and Nancy kissed
her. The former said:
“Come in again soon; we see so little of you. And take a tonic,
dear--you’re really looking run down.”
“What a vulgar person!” said Maria Furlonger, when the place was clear
of her.
Annie Jayne--the Jaynes of the “Mount”--said:
“She struck me as being a little weak--mentally. Dear mother used to
say that no properly-balanced woman should have opinions of her
own--outside the domestic circle.”
“I must say that some of her remarks are in bad taste,” Mrs. Turle
admitted gently. It was her policy to offend nobody, to speak ill of
nobody; ill-natured remarks never helped your social ascent.
“She’s quite incorrigible,” one of the Jeremy Crisps said. “Do you know
that she cut Mr. Meadows?”
“She didn’t!”
“She _did!_”
“The clergyman of the parish! A rural dean!”
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