Fools and mules : $b [A Shorty McKay story]Humphreys, Ray
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Fools and mules : $b [A Shorty McKay story]
Humphreys, Ray
McKay, Shorty (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Outlaws -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories
There, coming toward him, out of a black thicket, was a strange
apparition that seemed to be floating through the air. As it neared him
Shorty made out the outlines of a man, especially the black slouch hat,
but the man, thought the dazed Shorty, must be walking on stilts. It
was only when the thing got almost upon him that Shorty saw the darker
form of the rider was atop a huge white mule--a white mule!
At that moment Shorty’s blood froze within him. Here, ahead of him, was
undoubtedly Buck Bancroft, most feared of highwaymen, on whose head was
a five-hundred-dollar reward.
The mule halted abruptly, and at that, just as Shorty himself had been
awakened a few moments before, the stranger was roused into
wakefulness. He wasted no time rubbing his eyes. There was a flash and
Shorty was staring into the muzzle of a revolver, held on him over the
mule’s head.
“Welcome, pard, to the lonesome spaces!” said the stranger, in not
unpleasant tones. “How come, where go?”
Shorty, mad at himself for not taking advantage of the opportunity that
had been manifestly his, before the mule had stopped and awakened its
rider, was surly. “Yuh know well enough, Mister Bancroft!”
At that the road agent straightened in his saddle. “So!” he exclaimed.
“Yuh know me, an’ seem to think I should know where yuh are goin’! If I
should know where yuh are goin’ and don’t, then it proves I must guess.
Ef I should be wise to yuh, as yuh say yuh must be good pickin’s.”
Shorty shivered.
“Huh,” said the stranger, “what’s that in yuhr leather case thar,
counselor? Are yuh goin’ to court to help convict some client, or ----”
He reached for the case and when he jerked it away he almost took
Shorty’s head with it.
“Shame on yuh for wakin’ me up,” said Bancroft. “I ain’t had a good
sleep for a week. Feel drowsy.”
Shorty made no answer as Bancroft investigated the leather case.
“Dough, eh!” he exclaimed, after a hasty examination, during which he
kept the worried Shorty still covered.
“Yuh said it,” admitted Shorty, ruefully.
“Waal now,” said Bancroft, well pleased at his luck, “I’m sure obliged
to yuh, mister! Bringin’ this up to me on a cold night, through the
snow! I’m sure enough grateful. But thar’s one thing, yuh must be my
guest up to my cabin. I can’t let yuh go back to town to report I held
yuh up, when the roads are so pore for travelin’. Now, yuh’ll just come
with me, drop outta sight for a few days, an’ the folks will decide a
snow slide has swallered yuh up, hoss an’ all, or else that yuh has
flirted with temptation and she, yuh, an’ the coin has gone over the
hill together, to some healthier climate.”
“Say,” began Shorty. But he found, after all, that he had little to say
about it. His self-appointed host quietly disarmed him and then invited
him to get off Lobo Loco, and Shorty did.
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