Even at home Frank found him amusing. Bertie, who had contrived, by a
few kind words, to win the good graces of Annie and her husband,
Westhove's valet and butler, turned all the furniture about in whimsical
disorder, bought statuettes, palms, and oriental stuffs, and changed the
unsociable aspect of the room into one of artistic comfort, which
invited to indolence; a subdued light, wide divans, the atmosphere of an
alcove redolent of Egyptian pastilles and fine cigarettes, in which
thought floated into dreams, and the half-closed eyes rested on the nude
figures of bronze nymphs seen through the greenery of plants. Here, in
the evening, high festivals were held; orgies with a few chosen friends,
and select fair ones; two ladies from a skating-rink, and a figurante
from a theatre, who smoked cigarettes with their vermilion lips and
drank to Bertie's health. Frank laughed to his heart's content to see
Bertie, a contemner of the fair sex, quite insensible to the three
charmers; making game of them, teasing them, setting them by the ears
till they were almost ready to claw each other, and to conclude the
matter pouring floods of champagne down their _décolletés_ throats.
No; Frank had never been so well amused during all his long residence in
London, where he had settled as an engineer in order to give--as he
said--a cosmopolitan character to his knowledge of the world.
He was thoroughly good-hearted, and too highly prosperous to be a deep
thinker. He had tasted of every pleasure, and had no high opinion of
life, which was after all but a farce, lasting, according to statistics,
on an average six-and-thirty years. He made small pretence of any
philosophical views of existence, beyond a determined avoidance of
everything that was not amusing. Now Bertie was very amusing, not only
in his fun with women, the cruel sport of a panther; but especially in
the farcical part he played in Frank's world, where he figured as a man
of fashion--he, a vagabond, who only a month since had stood shivering
in rags on the pavement. It was a constant secret delight to his
friend, who gave Bertie _carte blanche_ to enable him to keep it up; a
_carte blanche_ which was amply honoured, bringing in heavy tailors'
bills--for Bertie dressed with refined vanity, bought ties by the dozen,
adopted every fancy that came into fashion, and scented himself with all
the waters of Rimmel. It was as though he was fain to plunge into every
extravagant refinement of an exquisite, after having been a squalid
scarecrow. And although at first he kept faithful record of his outlay,
he soon forgot first one item and then another, till at last he forgot
all.
Thus weeks slipped by, and Frank never thought of troubling himself to
inquire among his influential acquaintances for employment for his
companion. Their life as wealthy idlers filled their minds entirely;
Frank's at any rate, for Bertie had brought a new charm into it.
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