Produced by Greg Bergquist, Mary Meehan and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/American Libraries.) FORE! BY CHARLES E. VAN LOAN AUTHOR OF BUCK PARVIN AND THE MOVIES, TAKING THE COUNT, SCORE BY INNINGS, ETC. GROSSET & DUNLAP PUBLISHERS NEW YORK Made in the United States of America COPYRIGHT, 1918, BY GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY Copyright, 1914, 1916, by P. F. Collier & Son Copyright, 1917, 1918, by The Curtis Publishing Company PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA My dear Ed. Tufts:-- Once, when a mere child, I strayed as far away from home as Pico Street, and followed that thoroughfare westward until the houses gave way to open country, hedged by a dense forest of real estate signs. In the midst of that wilderness I chanced upon a somewhat chubby gentleman engaged in the pursuit of a small white ball, which, when he came within striking distance, he beat savagely with weapons of wood and iron. That, sir, was my first sight of you, and my earliest acquaintance with the game of golf. I remember scanning the horizon for your keeper. Times have changed since then. The old Pico Street course is covered with bungalows and mortgages. Golf clubs are everywhere. The hills are dotted with middle-aged gentlemen who use the same weapons of wood and iron and the same red-hot adjectives. A man may now admit that he commits golf and the statement will not be used against him. Everybody is doing it. The pastime has become popular. But it took courage to be a pioneer, to listen to the sneers about "Cow-pasture pool" and to remain cool, calm and collected when putting within sight of the country road and within hearing of the comments of the Great Unenlightened. That courage entitles you to this small recognition, and also entitles you to purchase as many copies of this book as you can afford. Yours as usual, CHARLES E. VAN LOAN To Mr. Edward B. Tufts of the Los Angeles Country Club. Los Angeles, Cal., January 17, 1918. CONTENTS GENTLEMEN, YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH LITTLE POISON IVY THE MAJOR, D.O.S. A MIXED FOURSOME "SIMILIA SIMILIBUS CURANTUR" A CURE FOR LUMBAGO THE MAN WHO QUIT THE OOLEY-COW ADOLPHUS AND THE ROUGH DIAMOND GENTLEMEN, YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH! I