Fors Clavigera (Volume 3 of 8): Letters to the workmen and labourers of Great BritainRuskin, John
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Fors Clavigera (Volume 3 of 8): Letters to the workmen and labourers of Great Britain
Ruskin, John
Aesthetics; Conduct of life; Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; Social problems; Working class -- Great Britain
Well. Boiled bones are not so bad things, neither. I know something
more about them than the writer of the penny cookery book. Fifty years
ago, Count Rumford perfectly ascertained the price, and nourishing
power, of good soup; and I shall give you a recipe for Theseus'
vegetable diet, and for Lycurgus' black and Esau's red pottage,
for your better pot-luck. But what next?
To-day, you cannot afford beef--to-morrow, are you sure that you
will be still able to afford bones? If things are to go on thus,
and you are to study economy to the utmost, I can beat the author
of the penny cookery book even on that ground. What say you to this
diet of the Otomac Indians; persons quite of our present English
character? "They have a decided aversion to cultivate the land,
and live almost exclusively on hunting and fishing. They are men
of a very robust constitution, and passionately fond of fermented
liquors. While the waters of the Orinoco are low, they subsist on
fish and turtles, but at the period of its inundations, (when the
fishing ceases) they eat daily, during some months, three quarters of
a pound of clay, slightly hardened by fire" [13]--(probably stewable
in your modern stoves with better effect).--"Half, at least" (this
is Father Gumilla's statement, quoted by Humboldt) "of the bread of
the Otomacs and the Guamoes is clay--and those who feel a weight on
their stomach, purge themselves with the fat of the crocodile, which
restores their appetite, and enables them to continue to eat pure
earth." "I doubt"--Humboldt himself goes on, "the manteca de caiman
being a purgative. But it is certain that the Guamoes are very fond,
if not of the fat, at least of the flesh, of the crocodile."
We have surely brickfields enough to keep our clay from ever rising to
famine prices, in any fresh accession of prosperity;--and though fish
can't live in our rivers, the muddy waters are just of the consistence
crocodiles like: and, at Manchester and Rochdale, I have observed the
surfaces of the streams smoking, so that we need be under no concern
as to temperature. I should think you might produce in them quite
'streaky' crocodile,--fat and flesh concordant,--St. George becoming a
bacon purveyor, as well as seller, and laying down his dragon in salt;
(indeed it appears, by an experiment made in Egypt itself, that the
oldest of human words is Bacon;) potted crocodile will doubtless, also,
from countries unrestrained by religious prejudices, be imported,
as the English demand increases, at lower quotations; and for what
you are going to receive, the Lord make you truly thankful.
NOTES AND CORRESPONDENCE.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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